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3090I was proud my dad made a name for himself...... .............although the policTomato-6/14/2016
3089I once dated a recluse, but I had to end it. I just couldn't see it going Tomato16/13/2016
3088Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school witTomato26/12/2016
3087A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an earTomato16/11/2016
3086"It is better to have loved a short man, than never to have loved a tall.Tomato16/11/2016
3085I just got back from the World Blindfolded Masturbation Championships. I have Tomato26/10/2016
3084[graphic]PappaJohn16/6/2016
3083[graphic]PappaJohn-6/2/2016
3082[graphic]PappaJohn-6/2/2016
3081[graphic]PappaJohn36/2/2016
3080[graphic]PappaJohn16/2/2016
3079Meanings: Mirage a Trois - act of having sex with two imaginary people. Tomato35/30/2016
3078I once dated a very self-centered opera singer. It was always mi mi mi mi mi. Tomato15/29/2016
3077I remember the same year my uncle went to prison for forgery was when I stoppeTomato15/27/2016
3076A boss gave his new secretary an expensive dress for her first week's sTomato15/26/2016
3075 I conducted an orchestra the other day. It was more fun than you can shake aTomato25/25/2016
3074A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. "You'Tomato25/24/2016
3073[graphic]PappaJohn35/24/2016
3072 Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.Tomato15/24/2016
3071The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the woTomato25/24/2016
3070I recently had to evict my relative again from a rental house I own. I now reTomato25/24/2016
3069Environmentalist: "If we don't conserve water, we could go from onTomato45/23/2016
3068A Cambodian,Malaysian,Chinese,Korean,Laotion, Vietnamese,Mongolian and a BurmeTomato35/22/2016
3067I went to see an orchestra play in Bermuda. It was great until the guy playingTomato25/20/2016
3066A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers thTomato65/20/2016
3065I just had one of those penis extensions, and now my wife has ended our relationTomato25/19/2016
3064Next door to that hotel, there's men only hotel, also with 5-stories and theSun Tzu15/18/2016
3063You might be a redneck if... - You've ever used a toilet brush as a backTomato25/17/2016
3062A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign Tomato25/16/2016
3061My wife is so fed up with me playing online poker that she issued me an ultiTomato55/16/2016
3060Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with oTomato25/15/2016
3059I once stayed in a very seedy hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and Tomato45/14/2016
3058A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out foTomato15/12/2016
3057 An elderly man walks into a house of ill repute and tells the madam that he wouTomato25/11/2016
3056A woman is complaining to her neighbor, "My husband is 300% impotent."Tomato15/11/2016
3055late night: North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has been given a new titlTomato15/11/2016
3054If it weren't for Venetian blinds, it would be curtains for everyone. - Tomato15/11/2016
3053She said, "The two things I make best are apple pie and meat loaf." Tomato15/10/2016
3052Boss: "For a man with no experience, you're asking for a high wage.&Tomato35/10/2016
3051I was standing in line when a friend approached and asked about my bad back. Tomato45/9/2016
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