SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes
Jokes and Humor Only
An SI Board Since July 2003
Posts SubjectMarks Bans
6834 300 15
Emcee:  Tomato Type:  Moderated
Introduction Compact
Previous 40 | Next 40 | View Recent | Post Message
Go to reply# or date (mm/dd/yy):
ReplyMessage PreviewFromRecsPosted
3130I worked as a programmer for autocorrect.. but the fried me for no raisin. Tomato57/18/2016
3129Last night I had pasta and antipasta. I'm still hungry. - They deTomato37/16/2016
3128Vladimir Putin decides to pop over to Poland. He gets to the border and hands hiTomato47/15/2016
3127John Wayne walks into a bar... And asks the bartender if he can use his priTomato47/14/2016
3126Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle oTomato27/14/2016
3125On a crazy impulse, I decided to throw out all my socks. At the last minuteTomato17/14/2016
3124I looked out the window this morning and saw a guy stealing my gate.I didn'Tomato27/13/2016
3123I used to watch golf on TV, but the doctor said I needed more exercise. NoTomato-7/12/2016
3122 Teacher: What does your father do for a living? Student: He is a magician. Tomato27/11/2016
3121I often get into trouble because I misplace things - like the last time I wTomato17/10/2016
3120Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer. I call this thTomato17/9/2016
3119Used to go out with a girl who'd punch me in the face each time she had an oTomato67/9/2016
3118These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small floTomato17/9/2016
3117Why did the Seven Dwarfs use Tide? They wanted their little things to come upTomato17/8/2016
3116Brexit in one picture [graphic]Fred McCutcheon37/8/2016
3115I recently got fired from my job in a Salvation Army soup kitchen. All I saTomato27/7/2016
3114Did you hear about the guy who collapsed at the top of the ferris wheel? DocTomato37/6/2016
3113My son has a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going well. He's seTomato-7/5/2016
31124th of July gifs: media.giphy.com aaanything.net thechive.files.wordpressTomato17/4/2016
3111Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot whTomato17/3/2016
3110A farmer got in his beat-up old pickup, drove over to the neighbors and knocked Tomato26/30/2016
3109A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. After work, she went Tomato26/30/2016
3108There's a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, " I went tTomato16/29/2016
3107Henny Youngman: A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you arTomato36/29/2016
3106Yo mama is so nasty when she put a cucumber in her panties she pulled out a pickTomato26/29/2016
3105Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens didn't exist yet. Tomato16/28/2016
3104So how bad is the economy really doing? Women are having sex with their husbTomato26/28/2016
3103Back in the '80's, a blonde lady decides to do something wild she hasn&#Tomato16/27/2016
3102Going to get a facial today... this guy on Craigslist is offering a way lower prTomato16/27/2016
3101My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 500 miles aTomato26/25/2016
3100Aluminum can factory is the worst job ever. It's just soda pressing. - Tomato-6/24/2016
3099A Florida Couple Was Watching A Discovery Channel Special About An African BlackTomato-6/23/2016
3098Did you hear about the gay Australian? He left his wife and went to Sydney.Tomato26/23/2016
3097Fairbanks,Alaska just passed a law banning all dogs. In the future, it will beTomato-6/22/2016
3096 He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number ofTomato-6/20/2016
3095The Wedding Ceremony At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had aTomato26/18/2016
3094Reagan tells Soviet jokes [youtube video]TimF26/18/2016
3093Show me a rower who has fallen out of a one-man racing boat, and I'll showTomato36/17/2016
3092The formula for a happy marriage is the same as the one for living in CaliforniaTomato26/16/2016
3091 What do you call a prisoner scaling off a roof? Con descending - ITomato16/15/2016
Previous 40 | Next 40 | View Recent | Post Message
Go to reply# or date (mm/dd/yy):
HomeMailHotSubjectMarksPeopleMarksKeepersSettings
Terms Of UseContact UsCopyright/IP PolicyPrivacy PolicyAbout UsFAQAdvertise on SI
© 2026 Knight Sac Media.  Data provided by Twelve Data, Alpha Vantage, and CityFALCON News