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3210In stitches for 66 hours and counting... [graphic]vitalremains-11/11/2016
3209A German shepherd craps on my lawn every day. To make things worse, today hTomato211/11/2016
3208A guy and a gal are out on their first date. She: “I’m an animal lover, I guesTomato311/10/2016
3207My mother-in-law had her belly button pierced A perfect place to hang the aiTomato211/9/2016
3206Why don’t they sing Happy Birthday in the delivery room? - I finallTomato211/5/2016
3205If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clamsTomato311/2/2016
3204According to a new study, the moon is shrinking. Which proves a sad truth: Tomato111/1/2016
3203Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those Chinese food condimTomato111/1/2016
3202I said to my wife, "If I asked you if I could give you anal, would you tTomato310/28/2016
3201I left my wife when she told me she was "really into Alan.” It's beeTomato-10/25/2016
3200A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game. "ButTomato110/23/2016
3199I tried grilling a chicken at lunchtime... "Okay, I'm only going toTomato110/23/2016
3198Just met my new neighbors, John and Jane Doe and their lovely children: Play,Tomato110/22/2016
3197 My wife stopped speaking to me when I wouldn't open the car door for hTomato110/21/2016
3196The best part about pooping with the door open in the morning is being able to sTomato110/18/2016
3195There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don'Sun Tzu710/18/2016
3194The Best of Carnac the Magnificent ANSWER: The Nestea Plunge. QUESTION: WTomato110/15/2016
3193I recently went to a stalker convention. Everyone slept in the bushes outside Tomato110/14/2016
3192I recently deflowered a virgin. I mugged a young girl coming out of a floristTomato210/10/2016
3191-Officer: "I have an interesting situation here. I have an old lady who shoTomato-9/28/2016
3190Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach? A: Sandy EggoTomato49/28/2016
3189There’s a rumor that one in 10 Europeans is conceived in an Ikea bed. So peoplTomato29/23/2016
3188Two families move from Afghanistan to America. Upon arrival, the two fathers maTomato59/22/2016
3187[graphic] xkcd.comTimF39/21/2016
3186Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "SorrTomato19/21/2016
3185A woman goes to the pediatrician with a baby who just won't eat. The doctor Tomato29/21/2016
3184 Amoeba: Dad, how was I made? Amoeba Dad: Well son, when a man loves himself vTomato39/20/2016
3183A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pTomato19/18/2016
3182Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "Air in the hands mother stickerTomato29/17/2016
3181Yo momma's so stupid, that when I saw her shouting in my mailbox, she said sTomato19/17/2016
3180Did you know that Jay-Z has an underachieving brother named Lay?Tomato39/13/2016
3179Why did the Mexican take xanax? For Hispanic attacks - What do MichaelTomato19/8/2016
3178A group of senior citizens are attending a class on the supernatural. The teacheTomato19/4/2016
3177Bless me - I combined holy water with Phillips milk of magnesium, then I had a Tomato29/4/2016
3176[graphic]TimF19/3/2016
3175Why are there so many female Archaeologists??? Cause women love digging up tTomato19/3/2016
3174Wordplay "My stereo's half fixed," said Bob monotonously. Tomato39/3/2016
3173[graphic]RumbleFish19/3/2016
3172 man: "Whisper those three little words that will make my night." woTomato29/2/2016
3171"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous." Tomato29/2/2016
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