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3250After a very busy day, Peggy settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as theTomato31/9/2017
3249This kid comes home and proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, thTomato21/9/2017
3248Why do lesbians have belly buttons? To hold the tartar sauce.Tomato21/6/2017
3247I've discovered the reason women ask so many questions: They have an extrTomato21/5/2017
3246(This one took me a while to get) A teacher asks her class what their fTomato41/4/2017
3245I'd like to tell you about my new drill but don't worry - I won't Tomato11/2/2017
3244I bought a book called "Beating Addiction" yesterday. I haven'tTomato312/31/2016
3243Alternate meanings for common words Abdicate - To give up all hope of ever haviTomato612/30/2016
3242Why do you take an umbrella on Espania Airlines? Cuzz "The Rain in Spain ifreelyhovering112/29/2016
3241("Is it too soon?" - Joan Rivers....) What do you call a HawTomato112/29/2016
3240The other day I asked Grandma if she'd ever heard of a selfie stick. ShTomato212/28/2016
3239Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog whTomato212/22/2016
3238The theory, "If you want something done right, do it yourself" didn&#Tomato212/21/2016
3237The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having seTomato312/20/2016
3236My Dentist....No Fear Dentistry here in Madison, WI never suggested this, but thTideGlider212/20/2016
3235Don't know why, but I've never won at Scrable. --- I got kicked oTomato412/20/2016
3234I phoned the Weak Bladder helpline last night. The lady asked, "Can yoTomato212/18/2016
3233It was our anniversary last week. My wife asked me if I wanted oral sex or a nTomato112/17/2016
3232After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears Tomato312/16/2016
3231Someone left a flyer on my windshield asking me to envision heaven, so I pictuTomato112/15/2016
3230NASA discovers origin of moon craters: 2.bp.blogspot.com My mom said thatTomato512/12/2016
3229The boss placed a sign directly over the sink in the men's room at work. Tomato312/11/2016
3228We'll be attending the National Schizophrenics Convention. Anybody who'Tomato312/9/2016
3227Every spring, as soon as the snows thawed, a certain mountain woman would come dTomato312/6/2016
3226On the morning that Daylight Saving Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging frTomato212/4/2016
3225A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He saTechKim212/4/2016
3224I wanted so bad to be a magician... ...unfortunately, I failed the exam. JustTomato311/30/2016
3223My wife has the body of a woman half her age. I suppose I should call the pTomato311/28/2016
3222Will Shortz on NPR: The winner: What is the difference between a priest and hTomato211/27/2016
3221I got kicked out of the dentist for using all the nitrous oxide. Needless to Tomato311/26/2016
3220So one turkey turns to the others and says, “I think something is up, the farmerTomato511/24/2016
3219What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons.Tomato311/21/2016
3218I'm not saying she's easy, but if she advertised on TV, they'd call Tomato211/21/2016
3217Why are they called "hemorrhoids" and not "assteroids.” - Tomato311/20/2016
3216Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would haveTomato311/19/2016
3215Define Female Meat Wallet. onlineslangdictionary.comTechKim-11/16/2016
3214Did you hear about the new "Morning After Pill" for men? It changes yoTomato411/15/2016
3213Top 10 Country Western Songs (might be a rerun, but Search and my memory aren&#Tomato311/15/2016
3212I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the sTomato211/15/2016
3211I recently attempted the world record for masturbation. I nearly pulled it offTomato311/12/2016
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