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3330I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand Seven. Tomato22/12/2017
3329A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it,Tomato12/11/2017
3328A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if thTomato12/11/2017
3327What kind of bees give the most milk? Boo bees. Stevie Wonder got a cheese Tomato22/10/2017
3326A young lady was caught napping one afternoon on Valentine's Day. She woke uTomato22/10/2017
3325As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this sexy blonde in a shTomato12/9/2017
3324An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest masturbating. He said, "WhatTomato12/9/2017
3323I had to cancel my appointment at the impotence clinic today. Something camTomato22/8/2017
3322A man has been admitted to hospital after shoving 6 toy horses up his rear end. Tomato32/7/2017
3321My African-American friend hooked up with a girl from Thailand… It was a real Tomato32/6/2017
3320Beer is like the sun. It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. - How mTomato-2/6/2017
3319A man and his hookup were laying by each other in bed after sex All of a suddeTomato12/5/2017
3318A woman was trying to breastfeed her son on a bus The kid throws a tantrum andTomato12/5/2017
3317Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister. It's Trudeau.Tomato12/5/2017
3316A blonde is on one side of a river and a brunette on the other. The brunette yelTomato22/4/2017
3315My doctor used two fingers during my prostate exam. He said he needed a secondTomato12/4/2017
3314It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all Tomato12/3/2017
3313So I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta last night… Now it's a Ford Focus.Tomato12/3/2017
3312What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mum can't take Tomato12/2/2017
3311My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Really blind-sided everyTomato12/2/2017
3310I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me. Tomato12/1/2017
3309What do a priest and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a litTomato11/31/2017
3308How to know when a woman is ready for sex? Put your hand down her pants, andTomato11/30/2017
3307My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... But Tomato11/30/2017
3306A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder… The bartender says "WTomato21/29/2017
3305I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy He has a strong Tomato11/28/2017
3304Did you hear about the French-style Chilean winery that features a varietal red Tomato21/28/2017
3303My wife just left me because I spent our life savings on a penis enlargement… Tomato11/28/2017
3302I read a sign outside my local primary school saying: "Slow children playinTomato21/27/2017
3301We're two days into the Chinese New Year, the year of the rooster and I'Tomato21/26/2017
3300Grim Reaper: You know why I'm here? Me: Heavy drinking? Unhealthy diet? Tomato11/26/2017
3299A guy gets taken to his cell on his first day of prison… He meets his cellmateTomato21/25/2017
3298I t old my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invitTomato11/24/2017
3297Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana. What do you call a JapaTomato11/24/2017
3296A guy was nailing his interview and the employer said "well application looTomato11/24/2017
3295Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi? Because no church wants to compTomato11/23/2017
3294During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants?” Tomato21/23/2017
3293What happened to the Guardian that told the Tomato, "boring, just give the russet-1/22/2017
3292Boring. Just give the link and let it go. Sane ol same ol - no creativityGuardian-1/22/2017
3291When I was in high school, I was part of the French club. We didn't reallyTomato21/22/2017
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