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3370I couldn't find the thingy that peels the potatoes and the carrots, so I askTomato13/10/2017
3369I saw a universal remote control for the first time today I thought to myself,Tomato13/10/2017
3368What do you call a blind fascist? A Not-see - My kids say I’m hopeless at fTomato13/9/2017
3367My wife asked why I carried a gun around the house. I told her : Fear of CIA. Tomato33/9/2017
3366During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked Tomato33/8/2017
3365Stop spreading the fake news that women are forced to wear hijabs. It's thTomato23/8/2017
3364What bounces and makes children sad? The checks I write to the Make-A-Wish fouTomato13/8/2017
3363 Last night I dreamed that I was weightless! I was like, 0mg - When the crTomato13/7/2017
3362A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Jack and Coke. The bartTomato23/6/2017
3361[graphic]High Grader13/5/2017
3360A cowboy walks into a German car showroom and says, “Audi.” - W hy do cowsTomato13/5/2017
3359How many ears does Captain Kirk have? 3: His left ear. His right ear. AnTomato13/4/2017
3358I got home last night and my wife said, "How many drinks have you had?”Tomato13/4/2017
33572 blind guys were about to fight I shouted: I bet the one with the knife wins!Tomato13/4/2017
3356A computer programmer's wife sends her husband to the store. She says, Tomato33/3/2017
3355Why was the man who crushed recycled pop cans for a living so sad? Because hisTomato13/3/2017
3354If you're depressed, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed. It&Tomato23/2/2017
3353Jobs that don't exist anymore: 1. Steve - I tried teaching my mom howTomato13/2/2017
3352At first the wife and I couldn't agree on which psychic to use because they Tomato13/1/2017
3351Why did the therapist's patient like to run so much? Because he had ten Tomato23/1/2017
3350Dropped my phone in a load of mayo What the hell man - I threw a Chinese mTomato12/28/2017
3349What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.? - My girTomato12/28/2017
3348What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles. - I just found out that ATomato12/27/2017
3347I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've hadTomato32/26/2017
3346Teacher: What's wrong? Johnny: Our house is very small, me, my mum and my Tomato12/26/2017
3345What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weeTomato12/26/2017
3344I thought my arson habit was keeping me from meeting women, but then I discoverTomato12/25/2017
3343Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? A: Because she ran awayTomato22/24/2017
3342I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa,Tomato12/24/2017
334150% of people live next door to a pedophile Not me. I live next door to two stTomato12/23/2017
3340scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net I was in a spelling bee once, but I lost Tomato22/21/2017
3339he inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went tTomato22/20/2017
3338I call my wife Bambi She thinks it's because she's cute with big brownTomato12/20/2017
3337Last night, before I went to bed, I shaved one leg so it would feel like I was sTomato22/19/2017
3336There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many Tomato32/18/2017
3335How do you comfort a Grammar Nazi? Their, they're, there Hey, I'm nTomato12/17/2017
3334A young lady takes her Great Dane to the Vet. She tells him " every time Tomato12/16/2017
3333The wife and I decided to make our own sex tape. She got really pissed whenTomato12/15/2017
3332Doctor doctor, I think I have a problem with my testicles Is one of them meantTomato12/14/2017
3331People call me Mr. Compromise. It wasn't my first choice for a nicknameTomato12/13/2017
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