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3410A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and exclaims "I'm a teepeeTomato14/6/2017
3409John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hTomato34/6/2017
3408What do you do when your daughter is pregnant and claims she hasn't slept wiTomato14/5/2017
3407Why are abortion clinics like a trip to Chuck E Cheese? It brings out the kid inTomato14/4/2017
3406I love the Rabbi joke but I can't tell it to my female Rabbi.freelyhovering14/4/2017
3405My Chinese friend died the other day. So Yung. Went to the first baseball game Tomato24/4/2017
3404 Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave fTomato34/3/2017
3403How can you tell that a Chinese person has been in your house? Your cat's miTomato24/3/2017
3402You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beanTechKim-4/2/2017
3401Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks - A man is going to a costuTomato14/1/2017
3400Ad in Dr's office: [graphic] I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceuticHigh Grader94/1/2017
3399There's an old Native American man that sits in a teepee along the road I taTomato14/1/2017
3398I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn Doesn't cure it, but it keeps tTomato14/1/2017
3397*Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charChinuSFO14/1/2017
3396Chocolate is better than sex - When you have chocolate, it doesn't keepTomato13/31/2017
3395Now Thats Anger A little girl who was writing a school paper asked her father, TechKim33/31/2017
3394Why did the African 3 year old cry? He was having a mid life crisis - DoTomato-3/30/2017
3393I understand you like interfering. What do you want, a meddle? - An eTomato13/29/2017
3392So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet. A guyTomato13/28/2017
3391What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna pianTomato13/28/2017
3390The Republicans may have gotten a little ahead of themselves, because hours afteTomato23/28/2017
3389 My friend told me he has 3 testicles. It takes a lot of balls to admit someTomato23/28/2017
3388The other day, I took a class on castration. It was all neuter me. - I wTomato23/27/2017
3387I asked my friend what it's like living in North Korea He said he can'tTomato13/26/2017
3386-- A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” tTomato13/26/2017
3385Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very sophisticated compuSun Tzu-3/21/2017
3384old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night old man 2: What's it&Tomato43/19/2017
3383One man's trash is another man's treasure Is not the way to tell your sTomato13/18/2017
3382The man getting served in front of me at Starbucks asked for a mocha. "SorrTomato13/17/2017
3381Arab: I call my weed 'the Quran’ Because burning it will get you stoned. Tomato-3/17/2017
3380Lately my husband has started peeing with the door open. Do you have any idea Tomato23/16/2017
3379When I'm at a bar I always look for a girl who has a tattoo. I see a tattTomato23/16/2017
3378This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant… But I've never Tomato13/15/2017
3377My wife just found out that she was adopted and was devastated.. She kept sTomato23/14/2017
3376A guy goes into the confessional booth after years being away from the Church. Tomato13/13/2017
3375OMG [graphic]PappaJohn13/13/2017
3374I s my wife ashamed of my body? A tiny part of me says yes. - A pregnant woTomato23/13/2017
3373Made love to my girlfriend for an hour and 15 seconds last night Thanks, DayligTomato13/12/2017
3372 I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face. I don't care if he dTomato13/11/2017
3371What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi? - What's the difference betweTomato13/11/2017
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