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3450My wife accused me of cheating. I said, “You're starting to sound like my gTomato25/8/2017
3449My wife wanted to role-play "doctor and patient" But things went souTomato25/8/2017
3448I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over. Woody Allen A manTomato-5/7/2017
3447 Tomato-5/6/2017
3446A friend of mine drowned in a vat of varnish. A terrible end, but a lovely finiTomato15/6/2017
3445Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the otherTomato15/6/2017
3444I Always Feel Bad For Gay Homeless People They have no closet to come out of. Tomato15/3/2017
3443I hate turtlenecks. They're like being strangled by a really weak guy - alTomato15/2/2017
3442I tried to read a book today on the history of Scotch Tape, but I couldn't Tomato15/1/2017
3441I can sympathise with batteries. I am never included in anything either I'Tomato14/30/2017
3440Let's talk about beastiality…. On second thought, let's not go down thatTomato14/27/2017
3439Things that should never had been invented: Cigarette holder for two. [graphicTomato14/27/2017
3438Malaysian and United airlines should merge That way they could beat their passeTomato14/27/2017
3437s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com If adult diapers are called Depends, then baby diTomato-4/26/2017
3436I once dated a dental hygienist She had the whitest teeth I've ever come acrTomato14/25/2017
3435After running tests the doctor says to the guy, "I'm sorry but I have tTomato14/25/2017
3434Boy’s Night Out: i.imgur.com Genetics: i.imgur.comTomato24/25/2017
3433My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago. She looked at me and said, &quTomato14/24/2017
3432Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they. What do you call a womanTomato14/24/2017
3431 I don't have anything against Mormons, but I wouldn't want my sisters Tomato14/23/2017
3430I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail… But apparently, Tomato14/22/2017
3429If a man with a foot fetish cheated on his wife… Does that mean he got off on thTomato14/21/2017
3428What's the difference between a hockey game and a high school reunion? AtTomato14/21/2017
3427What's the difference between a hockey gam and a high school reunion? At Tomato44/21/2017
3426"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me; just the other nightTimF14/21/2017
3425I'm having regular sex with a blind woman… The sex is great but it isn'tTomato14/20/2017
3424My mom was watching TV when an Ad for an Alzheimer's medication cam on… She Tomato14/20/2017
3423A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caughTomato14/18/2017
3422It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to yoTomato14/17/2017
3421[graphic]Tomato14/16/2017
3420i.imgur.com I asked the hotel receptionist for a wake-up call. She rang my roomTomato44/15/2017
3419What happened to the overconfident lion-tamer? He was consumed by his own pride.Tomato14/14/2017
3418"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?” "Because your mum loves eaTomato14/13/2017
3417I received a thesaurus in the mail today, but when I opened it all the pages werTomato24/13/2017
3416I just booked some cheap seats from United. They were in the nosebleed section. Tomato14/12/2017
3415My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn’t help but admire it. Tomato14/11/2017
3414I was awakened last night by the bulimic in the apartment next door. I banged oTomato14/11/2017
3413Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Tomato14/10/2017
3412He should have done away with the pants and gone with nothing but a potato danglSun Tzu-4/9/2017
3411"Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?" "Because your other dad Tomato14/7/2017
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