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3490What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They don't come until yTomato16/17/2017
3489Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated”and “non-hyphenated”? Two Jewish guTomato16/17/2017
3488Did you hear about the wife who always puts the toilet seat up for her husbandTomato16/16/2017
3487Did you hear about the man who collapsed at the top of the ferris wheel? DoctorTomato26/15/2017
3486I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I Tomato26/14/2017
3485I can sympathise with batteries. I am never included in anything either. What Tomato16/13/2017
3484Boy: Grandpa! Grandpa! Make a noise like a frog! Grandpa: Why would I do that? Tomato16/12/2017
3483My first session with the Impatience Support Group is tonight. I can't wait.Tomato16/11/2017
3482I think my coworkers are gay. Every time I walk by, they mumble "What an asTomato16/10/2017
3481I'm such a pessimist, my problem isn't that the glass is half empty, itTomato16/9/2017
3480One day when I was young I watched my father grill burgers. When they were doneTomato16/9/2017
3479To surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When sheTomato16/8/2017
3478dumpaday.com What do you say when someone dies between February 19 and March 20Tomato16/8/2017
3477My biggest fear, when I first started dating, was meeting the girl's father.Tomato26/7/2017
3476Tried to plug my charger in the wrong hole Siri was like "STOP!". I dTomato-6/6/2017
3475I once dated a dental hygienist. She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.Tomato16/6/2017
3474 My mom used to tuck me in at night… I think she really wanted a girl. My kid Tomato16/5/2017
3473I don’t want to die doing something I love. I want to die doing something I hateTomato-6/3/2017
3472Mute Tourette's Syndromehas long been in the shadow of its more famous sisteTomato26/3/2017
3471Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen. How bad does it hurt to gTomato16/2/2017
3470My wife wanted to have sex but it had been so long since we last had sex that I Tomato16/2/2017
3469What's the difference between my penis and a joke? Nobody laughs at my jokesTomato16/2/2017
3468A farmer is concerned that all 3 of his daughters are going on a date tonight. HTomato16/1/2017
3467Ever notice how guys socialize by insulting each other but we really don’t mean Tomato16/1/2017
3466abloglikenoother.files.wordpress.com i.imgur.com I was addicted to the Hokey PTomato15/31/2017
3465I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real MexicTomato15/30/2017
3464My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye.Tomato15/28/2017
3463A blonde was driving along the highway when she was pulled over by a cop. The oTomato15/26/2017
3462My mum died while eating cereal. Everyone expected it. Even the box said CheerioTomato25/25/2017
3461The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-yeTomato25/25/2017
3460Does Oprah Winfrey have "penis envy?” i.imgur.com Why do Asians have smallTomato-5/23/2017
3459I called the paranoia hot line. The guy who answered said: "How the hell Tomato15/19/2017
3458The CEOs of Carsberg, Heineken, Becks and Guiness walk into a bar... CEO of CaTomato35/16/2017
3457What do a pile of bricks and a fat chick have in common? Eventually they'reTomato25/16/2017
3456I was sentenced to twenty years for my part in a timeshare scheme. Fortunately,Tomato-5/14/2017
3455watchersweb.com What does Kermit the frog call his castle? Fucking Ham Palace.Tomato15/13/2017
3454Missing first line from the last joke: Just got back from a friends funeral whoTomato-5/11/2017
3453I got a lot of abuse from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape a lTomato-5/11/2017
3452[graphic] lukesurl.comTimF35/11/2017
3451I ate pasta and antipasta. I'm still hungry. Just bought some Armageddon ChTomato15/10/2017
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