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3530I hate being strapped for cash.......but you have to make a living somehow. MyTomato17/17/2017
3529A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?" ShTomato17/16/2017
3528What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty. Tomato27/16/2017
3527H ow can you tell if an astronaut is gay? You can't. There's no orientatTomato-7/13/2017
3526A man kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and Tomato37/11/2017
3525 A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel. They sat down in the lobby Tomato17/10/2017
3524I can't believe the kids at this lemonade stand expect me to provide my own Tomato27/9/2017
3523A single sperm has 37.5 MB of information stored in it. It means that a single eTomato-7/8/2017
3522A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartendeTomato17/7/2017
3521I would just like to congratulate the Pfizer pharmaceutical company for sellingTomato17/7/2017
3520Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute, for tSun Tzu27/7/2017
3519While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an eTomato47/6/2017
3518I went to my boss at work and said, "I need a raise. Three other companies Tomato17/6/2017
3517 Out of the mouths of babes . . (written by kids) 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHTomato27/5/2017
35162.bp.blogspot.com Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around kiTomato17/5/2017
3515What do you call flying solo in the mile high club? Hijacking. My doctor wrote Tomato17/3/2017
3514Note to vegetarians: Plants are living things too. They're just easier to caTomato17/3/2017
3513Who invented the back up sensor??? I bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM, howmiraje47/2/2017
3512dailyhaha.com My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blTomato17/2/2017
3511An old Jew is sitting on a park bench reading Louis Farrakhan's newspaper. HTomato17/1/2017
3510For the fourth time, a small town in Kentucky has elected a dog as its mayor. PTomato26/30/2017
3509We went to IKEA. I almost got a Strömphümpclumpër, but they ran Tomato16/30/2017
3508pbs.twimg.com What's half fruit, half dog and is rather sad? A melon collieTomato-6/29/2017
3507medcitynews.com i.imgsafe.org i.imgsafe.org i.imgsafe.org i.imgsafe.org i.iTomato26/29/2017
3506I once met a dyslexic stripper named Density A nun walks into the Mother SuperiTomato36/28/2017
3505Did you hear about the guy who had an awkward time with a prostitute? She misundTomato26/28/2017
3504I should have known my friend was a communist. All the red flags were there. WTomato26/28/2017
3503Next Time You See a pouty-lips selfie Try not to think of this image of a nakedTomato16/27/2017
3502Did you hear about the crematorium employee who took a nap on a gurney during hiTomato16/26/2017
3501What does a tortoise and a pedophile have in common? They both try to get therTomato16/25/2017
3500Lions perform oral sex on each other. Talk about swallowing your pride.Tomato-6/24/2017
3499[graphic] abstrusegoose.comTimF16/23/2017
3498What does a horny mathematician with a lisp do on his spare time? Math debate. Tomato16/23/2017
3497A priest was checking into a hotel and asked the receptionist, "I trust theTomato36/22/2017
349620 Jokes So Terrible, They Are Actually Funny February 20, 2017 EntertainmentCautious_Optimist26/21/2017
3495Why don't autobiographies ever end with the person writing a book? "Tomato16/20/2017
3494I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed that Dolly Parton was his mother and ITomato26/20/2017
3493I bought a dog from my local blacksmith. When I got home he made a bolt for the Tomato-6/19/2017
3492What's the difference between a Jewish woman and a Latina? A Latina has fakeTomato26/19/2017
3491This is so Beautifully written and also something for all you romantics. An Tomato16/18/2017
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