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The Non-Political Joke Thread

An SI Board Since July 2004

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355	Q: How do you make a dog go meow? . . . . . . A: Put him in the freezer overnigh	The Rabbit	-	8/10/2004
354	Q: How come Barbie never got knocked up? A: Ken came in a different box.	Jagfan	-	8/10/2004
353	A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store lo	Jagfan	-	8/10/2004
352	I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...and as we	Jagfan	-	8/10/2004
351	A father walks in on his son masturbating and says, “Son, stop that right now, o	Jagfan	-	8/10/2004
350	A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot that overlooked a golf course. H	Jagfan	-	8/9/2004
349	Saving a Choking Person A woman sitting in a restaurant in McKinney, Texas su	Amots	-	8/9/2004
348	Two brothers, John and Richard lived in the same town. John with his 12 year old	Oral Roberts	-	8/9/2004
347	Two mice are making their way through a whorehouse when one stops to admire a pr	Jagfan	-	8/9/2004
346	A young polar bear walks up to his dad one day and asks, “Dad, am I a pure polar	Jagfan	-	8/9/2004
345	Haven't got blasted yet by the cat-lovers (expecting it). Here's one for	Jagfan	-	8/9/2004
344	While I'm laughing I'm thinking there are some cat lovers that are going	Oral Roberts	-	8/9/2004
343	Q: How do you make a cat go woof? . . . . . . . A: Douse it with gasoline and to	Jagfan	-	8/9/2004
342	A farmer is arrested for having sex with one of his cows. During the arraignment	Jagfan	-	8/9/2004
341	HWL...I've read that, it sounds about right... 24 Pretty good Rules of the	sandintoes	-	8/8/2004
340	How about these? After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe she	Lazarus_Long	-	8/8/2004
339	Better than these people....LOL <I>MITCH ALBOM: Love Boat? It's more	sandintoes	-	8/8/2004
338	Uh, that is politically incorrect, isn't it? Good! It'll fit in fine h	Lazarus_Long	-	8/7/2004
337	Of course! How are you? The cowboy decided his injuries from the accident were	Lazarus_Long	-	8/7/2004
336	And YOU passed this test with flying colors, didn't you? <I>Subject:	sandintoes	-	8/7/2004
335	Laz, you know that by government edict federal retirees may not laugh at such jo	ManyMoose	-	8/7/2004
334	The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was	Lazarus_Long	-	8/7/2004
333	A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch.	Lazarus_Long	-	8/7/2004
332	<i>"some"</i> Think big. :-) The Lone Ranger and Tonto	Lazarus_Long	-	8/7/2004
331	Amendment 372.05 (a) It is unlawful to harvest attorneys by yelling "class	Lazarus_Long	-	8/7/2004

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