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3570I was at Christmas dinner with my family and I asked my Grandfather what he doesTomato18/24/2017
3569pbs.twimg.com What did the astronauts conclude after they found bones on the moTomato18/22/2017
3568After divorcing from my ten year marriage, I started dating again and was soon uTomato18/21/2017
3567There's a new website that caters exclusively to women drivers. UnfortunateTomato18/20/2017
3566What's 50 feet long and has 7 teeth? The front row of a Neo nazi rally. A yTomato18/15/2017
3565youtube.com "Grandpa, it says here that there are 20% more women at age 75Tomato18/14/2017
3564A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up Tomato-8/13/2017
3563I went out to see a movie last night I saw this dude buying four tickets for hiTomato28/12/2017
3562While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but sTomato18/10/2017
3561Who's the most prepared person on earth? Justin Case T o teach kids about dTomato18/10/2017
3560I needed a blood transfusion, but the hospital ran out of blood, so they substiTomato18/9/2017
3559A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have theTomato48/8/2017
3558dailyhaha.com A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kTomato18/8/2017
3557 Briton flies into Australia and is asked by the immigration officer, “Do you haTomato18/6/2017
3556My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I put my foot down. What do Tomato18/5/2017
3555My girlfriend and I almost didn't have the second date because on the first Tomato-8/4/2017
3554They just came out with a new bra for older women. It's called the "shTomato28/3/2017
3553boxscorebrothers.weebly.com What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and theTomato18/2/2017
3552How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating? She found another woman'sTomato18/2/2017
3551I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic. I was in Daniel. Tomato17/31/2017
3550I turned up the volume on the tennis match I was watching on TV................Tomato17/30/2017
3549I was about to smoke weed with a couple cute Mexican girls... I asked them if tTomato17/30/2017
3548My new girlfriend asked me how many girls I’ve slept with. “Eleven,” I replied.Tomato17/29/2017
3547I said to my wife, "When I die, I'd like to die having sex." She sTomato17/28/2017
3546 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said Tomato27/27/2017
3545Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think Tomato17/26/2017
3544Why shouldn't patients with Alzheimers go to San Antonio? freelyhovering27/26/2017
3543[graphic]Cautious_Optimist17/25/2017
3542static.fjcdn.com vijaycool.files.wordpress.com s24.postimg.org A Texas coffeeTomato17/25/2017
3541"I love you loads, honeypie," my wife said to me earlier. I replied,Tomato27/25/2017
3540[graphic] No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded A nickel ain’t worth a Tomato27/24/2017
3539Went to my first premature ejaculation class this morning. They told me it was Tomato17/24/2017
3538A man and his wife are talking. W- can you help me in the garden? H- do i look lTomato17/23/2017
3537i.imgur.com Why did the bartender only charge his customer for the vodka in hisTomato27/22/2017
3536My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion. I threw my hands uTomato17/21/2017
3535Will glass coffins be successful? Remains to be seen. http://i.imgur.com/nmNetTomato17/20/2017
3534The young man is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couTomato17/19/2017
3533A Canadian is just an unarmed American with health insurance. My best friendTomato17/18/2017
3532badsentinel.com Wait, that dog looks familiar. Yes, it is a stock photo. Is tBargain Hunter-7/18/2017
3531badsentinel.com There's an incest competition in my town this weekend. ITomato17/18/2017
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