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3610When I was young my dad really emphasized how important it would be to use a conTomato110/12/2017
3609i.imgur.com My friend's girlfriend is 6 months pregnant, they asked if I waTomato110/11/2017
3608A man tells his wife before he goes to bed, "I'm gonna go get your aspiTomato210/10/2017
3607'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working herTomato110/9/2017
3606A young man was delivering a package to an apartment building... He rang the buzTomato110/7/2017
3605When I get naked in the bathroom The shower gets turned on A man rubs a bottleTomato110/6/2017
3604While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, andTomato310/4/2017
3603A Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub. The Scotsman says "round of driTomato110/4/2017
3602BREAKING: Hugh Hefner dies at 69. He was 91 years old. First Buddhist: "Tomato210/3/2017
3601"Excuse me," I said to the woman sitting in front of me on the bus, &Tomato110/3/2017
3600ExHusband: Hey can i still think of you when i have sex with my girlfriend? ExWiTomato210/1/2017
3599I hosted an orgy for the socially anxious. Nobody came. Little Johnny's fTomato29/30/2017
3598s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an ordeTomato19/29/2017
3597I just started dating Little Red Riding Hood's grandma. She's an animalTomato19/26/2017
3596This week, a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of vodka overturned in North Carolina.Tomato29/25/2017
3595I went out for a nice meal one day when the waiter asked… "How would you liTomato19/25/2017
3594Baseball is mentioned in the Bible It starts out saying "In the big inninTomato29/23/2017
3593I jokingly told my friend I was collecting the corpses of past emperors of RussiTomato19/20/2017
3592Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? He wanted to Mark Antony. Two women were watTomato19/19/2017
3591There's a new psychiatric drug that helps with addiction to anal sex. It'Tomato19/18/2017
3590Why do you always see teen girls in groups of three? Because they literally can&Tomato19/17/2017
3589Sometimes I hide my girlfriend's inhaler so the neighbors think I'm a stTomato19/16/2017
3588If God had intended us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had only 10 dTomato29/16/2017
3587Tiger Woods arrives at a fundraiser wearing a t-shirt, shorts and flip-flops. Tomato-9/15/2017
35864 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unsTomato19/14/2017
3585What's the difference between a religion and a cult? In a cult there is oneTomato19/14/2017
3584My wife just came in and said "I don't know if I'm coming or goinTomato19/13/2017
3583I threw away my weight-loss DVD after one month. I noticed that the people on iTomato29/9/2017
3582I hate having to shop for jeans as a guy. They're all made like cheap mansioTomato19/8/2017
3581When my 2 year-old throws a temper tantrum, I suddenly don’t feel so bad about lTomato19/8/2017
3580What do you get when you cross alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird WitTomato19/6/2017
3579Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors they’re either having amazing sex Tomato19/5/2017
3578What do you call an obese psychic? A four chin teller. If a drummer quits the Tomato28/31/2017
3577LOL!!!James Seagrove-8/31/2017
3576Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids. It was the first time I everTomato18/30/2017
3575Roe vs Wade is in the news again. Right now, they're the two main forms of HTomato38/29/2017
3574One of my friends told me that ever since they changed genders, their kids won&#Tomato18/29/2017
3573Why is Jon Snow so ticklish? Aunts in his pants. (He's dragon her back to thTomato28/28/2017
3572Rodney Dangerfield got no respect: He called the incontinence hotline and they aTomato18/27/2017
3571Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own panTomato18/24/2017
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