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3650Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson ? Neil ArmstrongTomato111/13/2017
3649A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two Drops of waCautious_Optimist211/13/2017
3648You missed: Children in front of the car cause accidents - accidents in back ofSun Tzu211/12/2017
3647What CONFUCIUS NEARLY SAID Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient. PasCautious_Optimist411/12/2017
3646One day, Obi-Wan Kanobe and Luke visit a Chinese restaurant… Obi-Wan is eating Tomato311/11/2017
3645What was the hardest thing for Louis CK when he had to leave his bratty kids at Tomato211/11/2017
3644Wife: "I got a bag full of clothes i don't wear anymore. I want to donaTomato411/7/2017
3643A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomaTomato211/5/2017
3642Best oral sex in the dead of winter. lickin SNO-BALLSfreelyhovering111/4/2017
3641If light travels faster than the speed of sound How come I can hear the guy in tTomato111/4/2017
3640A man goes to see the pope. "Your Holiness. I work for KFC, and we'll oTomato311/4/2017
3639I walked into my boss's office and handed him a pear… "What's thisTomato111/3/2017
3638W hy does Kevin Spacey never get 1st place in races? Because he likes to come inTomato111/2/2017
3637 I couldn't accept that I was both gay and dyslexic. I was in Daniel. WhatTomato111/1/2017
3636Why was Kevin Spacey so good at Blackjack? He knew to hit on everything under 17Tomato110/31/2017
3635I went to a wedding and whispered to a guy next to me, "Good God! Isn'Tomato110/30/2017
3634The swordfish has no natural predators to be afraid of Except for the penfish, wTomato110/29/2017
3633I didn't know what to wear to the Premature Ejaculation Anonymous meeting… STomato110/28/2017
3632Woody Allen’s newest movie features a middle-aged man who is sleeping with a 15-Tomato110/27/2017
3631Our local Irritable Bowel Syndrome support group put on a version of The Sound Tomato110/26/2017
3630I just sneezed while eating alphabet soup… It took the words right out of my mouTomato110/25/2017
3629Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were ruTomato110/24/2017
3628A guy and his date are hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off.Tomato110/24/2017
3627The three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shoTomato110/24/2017
3626There's these 2 soldiers on duty and the first one asks the second. "WogofWallStreet110/23/2017
3625Two old ladies met for coffee and began discussing their respective husbands. ATomato110/23/2017
3624Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy." Tony: "Thanks! It's a Tomato310/23/2017
3623What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.WogofWallStreet-10/22/2017
362212 things you can say during sex and at your high school reunion: 1)“I’m so sorTomato110/22/2017
3621A man sits down in a confession booth does his cross and says. "Forgive meWogofWallStreet210/22/2017
3620Famous quotes: Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'Tomato110/18/2017
3619Subject: COURT STENOGRAPHERS HOW DO COURT STENOGRAPHERS KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE?Tomato410/17/2017
3618I knew a girl in college who would sleep with guys in return for Adderall. She wTomato110/16/2017
3617How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One or two? One or Tomato110/16/2017
3616System Restore Disk Do Not Erase (No, the link below won't harm anything!) Greg B.210/16/2017
3615This is the new Miss Kentucky. This picture will stay with her for the rest of hTomato410/14/2017
3614At the National Gallery a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had Tomato610/14/2017
3613I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counTomato110/13/2017
3612What do you get when you put O.J., the National’s manager, and the contractor foTomato-10/12/2017
3611Now that Harvey Weinstein's career in Hollywood is over, he should move to HTomato-10/12/2017
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