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Bullshit Excuses
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38 "Who did you speak to the last time you called." "I'm glad Diver-10/26/1998
37 "It's going down because Janice is bashing it." Mr. Forthright-10/26/1998
36 what was nanny Joanne Woodward's excuse? she was babysitting and the baby Curly Q-10/26/1998
35 Sir, your HIV test is negative...we're sorry about the error...our new lab Capt-10/26/1998
34 "It's never done that before." mrknowitall-10/26/1998
33 "I understand that you lost most of your fortune when your stocks when doGROUND ZERO™-10/26/1998
32 Gotta go now - time to add the fabric softener. Jacques Chitte-10/26/1998
31 It was an accident....I thought the gun was unloaded. Capt-10/26/1998
30 "I agree it would have been a very profitable trade for you, but I swear GROUND ZERO™-10/26/1998
29 "Don't worry, I'll still respect you in the morning."GROUND ZERO™-10/26/1998
28 "officer I was wearing a seat belt, when you pulled me over I removed it iNite-Man-10/26/1998
27 It was working fine before. Ilaine-10/26/1998
26 Really? None of our other customers have ever had that problem. Nite-Man-10/26/1998
25 "I just finished proofreading it, and sent it back to be put in final formIlaine-10/26/1998
24 "Oh don't worry it Mr. President, I'll have it dry cleaned" Capt-10/26/1998
23 Whenever something went wrong, even if it was our fault, my boss would always bjbIII-10/26/1998
22 "I have a note here that says that my secretary already sent you that infGROUND ZERO™-10/26/1998
21 "Trust me, I know what I'm doing."GROUND ZERO™-10/26/1998
20 Call me back after the market closes. I'll have more time to spend on thisCoz-10/25/1998
19 My dog died? My Car Wouldn't start? My Fishbowl has a hole in it? The MilkmImpristine-10/25/1998
18 I'm sorry, but that's what the computer says. Arktic-10/25/1998
17 "But that is the way we have always done it!" Peach-10/25/1998
16 IMO the worst non quality excuse: "Yes we know, it happens all the time!&qMr. Jens Tingleff-10/25/1998
15 MCIWorldcom, re: reasons why our new lines aren't in yet in October: Bell Frank A. Coluccio-10/25/1998
14 What? When? Really?? First I've heard of it. Apparently I was left out ofMighty_Mezz-10/25/1998
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