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Bullshit Excuses
An SI Board Since October 1998
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Emcee:  Elmer Flugum Type:  Unmoderated
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We have all heard them over time...what are the best of the worst that stuck in your memory?
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88 "In referring to 'sexual relations,' I was referring to sexual intWigglesworth-11/29/1998
87 I guess the same applies for our premier non-technical billionaire...Mr. Gates.Elmer Flugum-11/18/1998
86 I don't even know what you're talking about!!! Clinton (THE WITNESS) wWigglesworth-11/17/1998
85 "It wasn't me!" GZGROUND ZERO™-11/16/1998
84 Amazing how a little potential contempt citation can get your a** to the bargaiMulhollandDrive-11/14/1998
83 "The President denying all accusations against him made by Ms. Jones has Elmer Flugum-11/14/1998
82 "I didn't do any of that!" From Yahoo!News: <i> Starr has Wigglesworth-11/14/1998
81 You can't impeach me because SHE made my knees knock!!! President Willie tWigglesworth-11/13/1998
80 Unimpeachable because my client was only asking Jones for AURAL sex!! Wigglesworth-11/13/1998
79 Another impeachment defense: If he missed the slit, you must aquit. GZGROUND ZERO™-11/11/1998
78 That sounds VERY sincere to me. Elmer Flugum-11/9/1998
77 Most insincere excuse: The Earl of Kildare said he would not havJohn C James-11/9/1998
76 We'll never use the defective Japanese abacus again! <i> Boston ScieWigglesworth-11/4/1998
75 Impeachment defense: "I didn't want to go blind!" This explains Wigglesworth-11/3/1998
74 Best BS excuse I have ever seen: It was on a sign being held by a beggar outsidDruss-10/30/1998
73 What are you doing up so late ??? I am watching TV and just finished 'friBald Man from Mars-10/29/1998
72 Is that your best bullshit excuse, Baldy.. ze gypgypsy-10/29/1998
71 gypsy: I would have called if you would leave me your number ... what area codBald Man from Mars-10/29/1998
70 Work pressure drove man to seeking love out of wedlock! From WSJ re love affaiWigglesworth-10/29/1998
69 "I need to separate the recyclables tonight, perhaps another time." Elmer Flugum-10/29/1998
68 "I'll call you!" to which I would reply.. "Sorry, I have tgypsy-10/29/1998
67 If it ain't lit. You must acquit! This excuse, i.e. defense, should work iWigglesworth-10/29/1998
66 "I want to get married, because I want the whole world to see how much we Elmer Flugum-10/28/1998
65 I knew a broker who used to say, "I've turned several of my clients iGROUND ZERO™-10/28/1998
64 Must've been cosmic rays. David Lawrence-10/28/1998
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