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The Non-Political Joke Thread

An SI Board Since July 2004

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380	A young Irishman sat at a pub in the New World drinking beer and conversin'	haqihana	-	8/11/2004
379	That one took me a sec. At first I thought it was for failing sex-ed while bein	The Rabbit	-	8/11/2004
378	King Arthur was in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his	Jagfan	-	8/11/2004
377	Two boys get their report cards and notice that they both got Fs from their sex	Jagfan	-	8/11/2004
376	and here i just thought he wanted to hear them call out his name -g	MulhollandDrive	-	8/11/2004
375	The woman in question, a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled over for speeding	Lazarus_Long	-	8/11/2004
374	Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father’s getting tired of it. He de	Jagfan	-	8/11/2004
373	Names Art, I'm a museum curator. Chuck, I'm a butcher. Gene, I'm a	Jagfan	-	8/11/2004
372	That's OK, Laz. Foresters are a dime a dozen everywhere since ... ... Well,	ManyMoose	-	8/11/2004
371	A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates t	Lazarus_Long	-	8/10/2004
370	Q: Why did God give women orgasms? A: So they would have something else to moan	Jagfan	-	8/10/2004
369	LMFAO! And he's right damnit, he shouldn't be! Leave the billing to th	Oral Roberts	-	8/10/2004
368	A woman visiting her doctor’s office suddenly blurts out, “Doctor, kiss me!” The	Jagfan	-	8/10/2004
367	Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours	Jagfan	-	8/10/2004
366	Two old men were sitting on a front porch just watching life pass by. Suddenly,	Jagfan	-	8/10/2004
365	Forestry is actually a big part of Florida economy. Only Tourism and citrus beat	Jagfan	-	8/10/2004
364	Well, if I could be a mouse (or bird, whatever), I'd be a titmouse. Certain	ManyMoose	-	8/10/2004
363	I knew it's a bird. (I'm also a forester- B.S. 1980 Univ of Florida Scho	Jagfan	-	8/10/2004
362	A kid goes into the mountains for his first job herding sheep. The friendly s	ManyMoose	-	8/10/2004
361	Especially the one about the landing..or was that Two...or six...???	sandintoes	-	8/10/2004
360	Well, the old brown cow is dead in Abilene! The old brown cow is dead in Abilene	ManyMoose	-	8/10/2004
359	Uh, actually, a titmouse is a BIRD. mbr-pwrc.usgs.gov However, I can identify	ManyMoose	-	8/10/2004
358	I bet 99% of aircraft accidents can be traced to dissing one of those. <I&	ManyMoose	-	8/10/2004
357	Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wi	Lazarus_Long	-	8/10/2004
356	Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall Opera Barbie ...complete with	Lazarus_Long	-	8/10/2004

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