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3810I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in a cage. I bought myself aTomato14/14/2018
3809I like to have my pie first, then my salad, and then my entree. I have a seriousTomato14/14/2018
3808If it ever returned, what would we call the USSR? I asked my Basque friend how Tomato14/12/2018
3807I feel a recent incident shows how much people try to shut down other people'PaperProphet44/11/2018
3806I said to the pharmacist, "I need some condoms." She said, "JustTomato14/11/2018
3805A man comes into a California bank and asks the loan officer for a $5,000 dollarWogofWallStreet44/11/2018
3804I began reading a horror novel in brail[e]. Five elderly ladies get together foTomato24/10/2018
3803A young artist exhibits his work for the first time... A popular whore house waTomato24/10/2018
3802[graphic]TimF14/10/2018
3801Two paramedics arrived at the scene of a car crash. The driver of the car was siTomato54/9/2018
3800Every time I hear of someone being attacked by a shark, I think, "Didn'Tomato24/9/2018
3799I went to the doctor with hearing problems.. Usain Bolt's top speed was 27.Tomato14/7/2018
3798What is the highest religious authority among oranges called? What’s the worst Tomato-4/7/2018
3797What’s the difference between your boss and your girlfriend? Two silkworms wereTomato14/6/2018
3796My doctor was checking my balls for lumpsthe other day, but it got quite awkwarTomato24/6/2018
3795My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'Tomato14/5/2018
3794Last night a man was admitted to the ER.Tomato14/4/2018
3793Will glass coffins become a thing? I went to school with a very tall guy named Tomato14/4/2018
3792If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?Tomato24/4/2018
3791I suppose when the employer asked if I had a criminal record, "Highest nuTomato24/3/2018
3790I've just seen the most confusing book… Moses was technically the first perTomato44/2/2018
3789I must be getting really old... the bank is sending me my free calendar one montTomato14/1/2018
3788Have you guys heard the one about the vegan transgender? Why do Native AmericanTomato-3/30/2018
3787Masturbation is so much easier for kids these days. I remember having to wait fTomato33/30/2018
3786Two blondes are walking in the park and come up on a set of tracks I love takinTomato23/29/2018
3785I'll tell you what I really hate about my new Thai bride. She keeps leavingTomato-3/28/2018
3784Dad saw that his daughter, while bright enough, was just not doing well with herTigerPaw53/28/2018
3783A barber cuts a priest's hair. The priest asks the barber how much he owes hTomato23/27/2018
3782I said to a fat girl today, "You're a big girl!" She replied, &quoTomato13/27/2018
3781A duck walks into a bar, waddles up the the bartender and asks, "Got any duPaperProphet53/26/2018
3780I just bought a vibrating cock ring. Now my chickens refuse to fight. I was Tomato-3/24/2018
3779Yesterday I found a 20 dollar bill on the street. I was told to do the same thinTomato-3/23/2018
3778Best Birthday Ever: img.r7.com i.redd.itTomato23/23/2018
3777[graphic]PappaJohn43/22/2018
3776Why are Asians so good at Math?Tomato-3/22/2018
3775You and Tony Orlando. :-)Tomato-3/22/2018
3774I wake up at the crack of Dawn. Perhaps it's her odor that wakes me.freelyhovering-3/21/2018
3773I read a joke about Oedipus and Midas. i.redd.itTomato-3/21/2018
3772I have to admit that kids are a great gift but I still prefer to play with the bTomato-3/20/2018
3771My friend always tells everyone that he's a private investigator, Two blondTomato13/20/2018
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