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3850Little Johnny's final exam answers A tantrum is a bicycle for a man and hiTomato26/15/2018
3849I went to view a house on a Native American reservation. "I like it"Tomato16/12/2018
3848Mary had a little lamb, It ran into a pylon.Tomato16/11/2018
3847I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction.Tomato26/11/2018
3846A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with the suffix Tomato36/9/2018
3845Every day at six p.m. on a game reserve in Kenya a pride of lions gathered at Tomato16/8/2018
3844Why can’t Lebron James stand on his tippy toes?Tomato-6/8/2018
3843Man: Doctor, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! [Blonde] Tomato-6/7/2018
3842The attorney tells the accused, "I have some good news and some bad news.&qTomato16/5/2018
3841More Students' history answers The First World War, caused by the assignTomato16/3/2018
3840I applied to be a sperm donor and the nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cTomato-5/28/2018
3839I have a great invention: I just designed a Major League Baseball batting glove Tomato25/26/2018
3838I met someone online who shares my fetish of urinating on dried fruit... We’re Tomato25/23/2018
3837My wife smells so bad..... - the coroner picked her up when she was sleeping. Tomato25/19/2018
3836My wife is so fat…. - she has her own zip code. - she has to wear a three-piecTomato15/18/2018
3835Who was the first computer wiz ? Eve , she had an apple in one hand and a wang Tomato-5/18/2018
3834It all started on March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up anTomato25/17/2018
3833Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot… My dentist mocked me todTomato15/16/2018
3832A student visits the principal’s office one day. The principal says to him, “WTomato35/15/2018
3831Pablo Escobar was being informed on by local children. Mortally wounded by policTomato35/3/2018
3830my girlfriend keeps trying to give me a blowjob while she’s on the treadmillTomato-5/1/2018
3829Why was the anti-vaxxer‘s 4 year old child crying?Tomato-4/30/2018
3828During meditation, a monk asks his master… "Master, if a man shaves his assTomato44/28/2018
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3824[graphic] optipess.com JW May 27, 2012 at 15:57| # | Reply DTimF34/26/2018
3823Notice in a library: While reading the Kama Sutra, please hold the book with bTomato44/26/2018
3822A blonde woman is walking down the street with her blouse open. A cop is approTomato24/25/2018
3821Got asked by two Thai girls if I wanted a threesome. They said it would be like Tomato14/25/2018
3820Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers makTomato14/23/2018
3819New York: feminists march on Broadway, demand the street be given new, non-misTomato54/23/2018
3818Naked gunman kills four at Waffle House. One guy was shot in the leg. He said heTomato24/22/2018
3817What has 100 legs and no pubic hair? The front row at a Justin Bieber concert.Tomato44/21/2018
3816My wife said she wanted just one child of each gender i.pinimg.com A frog OldTomato34/20/2018
3815If a man opens the car door for his wife Why do people with foot fetishes neverTomato-4/17/2018
38141) In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: a. lovemakiTomato24/16/2018
3813A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked Tomato24/16/2018
3812[graphic] geeksaresexy.netTimF54/15/2018
3811[graphic] geeksaresexy.netTimF44/15/2018
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