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3890My wife left me because I spent our entire life savings on a penis enlargement pTomato18/1/2018
3889My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion. I said, "HoneTomato-7/31/2018
3888Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 yeaTomato17/31/2018
3887For the first time in many years, I decided to go to the cinema. After buying myTomato17/27/2018
3886Two Hindus were talking. Both had failed in college for the third time. One saTomato-7/26/2018
3885After courting for over fifty years, an elderly couple finally decided to get maTomato27/26/2018
3884A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbagTomato-7/26/2018
3883 THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROMTomato-7/25/2018
3882If a child looks like his father, that is genetic. If he looks like the neighborSun Tzu17/21/2018
3881A mother and a son walk into a doctor's office Because the son has been doTomato27/21/2018
3880[youtube video] youtube.comTimF-7/18/2018
3879[youtube video] youtube.comTimF-7/18/2018
3878not bad for a fruit.Intrepid1-7/18/2018
3877A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. Tomato37/18/2018
3876The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I've nevTomato17/12/2018
3875Have you ever noticed the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”? OffTomato-7/11/2018
3874Women are like swimming pools: They cost a great deal of money to maintain consTomato17/10/2018
3873[graphic] A highly successful manager was going home in his car when he saw twoTomato-7/8/2018
3872I had an affair with my yoga teacher. It put me in a difficult position. I usTomato-7/7/2018
3871It's so-o-o hot out, icebergs have ED! [graphic]Tomato17/7/2018
3870Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom when she finds a load of seriousTomato27/2/2018
3869My wife and I went on our honeymoon to Australia... Unfortunately, I had to diaTomato17/1/2018
3868Airplane Blonde One who has bleached or dyed her hair blonde but still has a blaTomato26/30/2018
3867Or as my dad said, a non-swimmer masquerading as a lifeguard.geoffrey Wren-6/28/2018
3866Q: What's a social worker? A: Someone whose own life is a mess but wants toSun Tzu16/27/2018
3865I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. Great job, but they wouldn't let Tomato16/27/2018
3864[graphic]TechKim16/25/2018
3863[graphic]TechKim16/25/2018
3862Those who claim the dead never return to life haven't ever been around here Sun Tzu26/25/2018
3861What's the best part about summer in the U.S.? 3 months of no school shootiTomato16/25/2018
3860A shy priest greets the wedding guests to the Chapel. He's very nervous and Tomato26/24/2018
3859Blonde niece I told my niece that I saw a moose on the way to work this morningTomato36/22/2018
3858A guy looking to get fired calls his boss and says, “Hey boss, what’s the differTomato16/21/2018
3857What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? She opens the car door. WhyTomato16/21/2018
3856An Irish band were doing a gig at a Dublin nightclub owned by their manager, SaTomato16/20/2018
3855A boy got a Saturday job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day, the storTomato-6/19/2018
3854I went on a date with a blonde woman last night. "Do you have any kids?&quTomato26/18/2018
3853A man forgot to buy his wife her favorite anemones on her birthday. By the timTomato26/17/2018
3852[X] UNC-Wilmington pitching coach was fired this week after the team used a giaCautious_Optimist-6/16/2018
3851>> A senator is half horse, half man. Should it be a half-ass, half man?Sun Tzu-6/15/2018
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