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3930How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland? [graphic] She was so excited that sheTomato-9/25/2018
3929What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Answer: Homeless (My apologShoto-9/24/2018
3928Autocorrect is my worst enema Roman guy: You won't believe how many womenTomato19/24/2018
3927I used to date my English teacher [graphic] but she broke up with me due to inTomato19/23/2018
3926The use of a colon can really change the intended meaning of a sentence. Jimmy wTomato-9/19/2018
3925[graphic]Tomato19/19/2018
3924How can you tell if your date really likes oral sex? She lifts up her skirt everTomato-9/15/2018
3923I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems.... ...if I could juTomato-9/12/2018
3922A man attended a wedding in a church and was arrested for indecent exposure. Thefreelyhovering-9/9/2018
3921We used to have empires run by emperors, then we had kingdoms run by kings.. NoTomato29/8/2018
3920Doctor: What's your Astrological sign? Guy: Cancer. Doctor: What a coincidenTomato-9/7/2018
3919My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldn't stop singing "I'mTomato19/6/2018
3918Signs the grandparents are sexually active: Before bed, they put their teeth inTomato19/5/2018
3917I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement. At least I think they're veganTomato-9/4/2018
3916Joke from the 70's: What has 6 legs and loves to eat pussy? / / / / YoTomato-9/4/2018
3915The wife said "you know if I ever got Alzheimer's I would commit suiciTomato29/4/2018
3914[graphic]Tomato49/2/2018
3913The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the Tomato19/1/2018
3912sort of humor??? maybe not..... 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The Tomato28/29/2018
3911Up the mountain, a Japanese asked the wise man: "Master Akira, why is it thTomato-8/29/2018
3910If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposTomato-8/28/2018
3909[graphic]https://www.sadanduseless.com/ikea/TimF38/27/2018
3908A college professor started to notice that one of his students, Dave, started gaTomato18/27/2018
3907MEDICAL HUMOR: 1. A man came into the ER and yelled .... 'My wife's Cautious_Optimist28/26/2018
3906Drugs ACETAMINOPHEN - All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic nCautious_Optimist18/26/2018
3905What's the difference between Trump Tower and a one-room schoolhouse ? One TigerPaw48/26/2018
3904Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a guy... ....it feels good but thTomato-8/22/2018
3903Home Depot just had its best quarter in company history. When asked what theyTomato18/17/2018
3902A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed Tomato18/14/2018
3901A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. JTomato28/14/2018
3900Two mice are chewing on a film roll One says, "I liked the book better&quoTomato-8/13/2018
3899Every “yo mamma” joke has been done thousands of time, by thousand of people. KTomato38/11/2018
3898I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 PM and the clock struck midnight.... I thoTomato-8/10/2018
3897I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you havTomato38/9/2018
3896I lost two things today. My virginity and my job at the morgue. What do you calTomato18/8/2018
3895The New York Mets suffered their worst loss in franchise history last night losiTomato18/7/2018
3894John had a bull that just ate grass and never even looked at a cow. So he got hTomato-8/6/2018
3893John had a bull that just ate grass and never even looked at a cow. So he got hTomato18/6/2018
3892A blonde calls the cops to report her car stolen. Blonde: “I was walking to myTomato28/4/2018
3891My wife is leaving me due to my premature ejaculation problem. I don't know Tomato-8/4/2018
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