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3970I got a phone call from my son's school today [graphic] Hello, is that Mr JTomato-12/4/2018
3969"I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it," A doctor said as he Tomato-11/30/2018
3968(I used "tools" and see these was posted 3 years ago...but I figure thTomato111/26/2018
3967The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, [graphic] all of wTomato211/23/2018
3966A warning to all the guys: Two girls have been reported to steal men's walleTomato211/21/2018
3965Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. [graphic] They rub it, and a geniTomato211/21/2018
3964Seen on a sign at a local food market: "WISHING YOU A HAPPY WHATEVER DOESNTomato-11/20/2018
3963My grief counsellor died the other day.. But he was so good I didn’t give a shitTomato-11/20/2018
3962A blonde goes to work in tears. [graphic]She says, "My mom died." HeTomato-11/19/2018
3961For those of you who have red and blue flashing Christmas lights in your front yShoto-11/18/2018
3960[I see this was posted 3 years ago...hopefully long enough to warrant a rerun...Tomato111/16/2018
3959A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.Tomato111/15/2018
3958My Mum lost her password for 23andme. Instead of getting a new one, she ordered Tomato111/15/2018
3957Bill Gates created a multi-billion dollar company and named it after his dick. Tomato-11/15/2018
3956A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor&#Tomato-11/13/2018
3955Her: Your the worst lover in the world. Him: Yeah? And how exactly did you manaTimF-11/13/2018
3954An hooker goes to the hospital [graphic] She is a few hours away from getting Tomato-11/12/2018
3953The first thing a man notices about a woman is her eyes.. And when he makes sureTomato-11/12/2018
3952A priest and a rabbi go to a remote lake for a swim. [graphic] All of a sudden,Tomato111/11/2018
3951Joel and Sarah are soon getting married but are so ‘innocent’ that neither knowsTomato-11/10/2018
3950 Time to play "Spot the Slut" [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic]Tomato-11/8/2018
3949A man escapes from prison. What are his initials? [graphic] S. K. P.Tomato-11/8/2018
3948A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.Sun Tzu-11/5/2018
3947An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting with St. Peter at the peTomato111/3/2018
3946Why are dyslexics bad at telling jokes ? [graphic] Because they always punch uTomato111/3/2018
3945[graphic]Sun Tzu-10/20/2018
3944A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmaTomato-10/19/2018
3943Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing golf. There is a very difficult par 3 Sun Tzu110/12/2018
3942A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. AnotCautious_Optimist110/12/2018
3941I'm not saying my wife is fat, but She was hit by a car once, and it took tTomato110/8/2018
3940Flashlight: a case for holding dead batteries. Lobster: a tennis champion. MatTomato110/5/2018
3939My wife was in the kitchen this morning cooking me bacon, sausage, eggs, hash brTomato-10/4/2018
3938A young boy walks into a Halloween teen party with no shirt on, only wearing a pTomato-10/4/2018
3937[graphic]A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. FirsTomato110/3/2018
3936My mother handed me $20 "Take your brother to see a movie for his birthday.Tomato-10/2/2018
3935A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. [graphic]Tomato-10/1/2018
3934Little Johnny's exam answers: What does "varicose" mean? " NTomato110/1/2018
3933Right after takeoff, a pilot comes on the microphone to welcome his passengers. Tomato19/29/2018
3932I just finished designing a website for an orphanage There isn't a home pageTomato39/27/2018
3931What's the difference. Between a wicker chair and a wicker box ? One youTomato-9/25/2018
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