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4010One day Don was walking on top of a fence, and he slipped. When he slipped, the Tomato-1/19/2019
4009I told my wife that the mailman said he had screwed every woman in our road exceTomato-1/19/2019
4008I should double rec this one!Sun Tzu-1/18/2019
4007A Jewish congregation in suburban Boston honors its Rabbi for 25 years of servicTomato21/18/2019
4006What do you call 5 black guys having sex in 1789? [graphic] A threesome. - WhTomato21/15/2019
4005An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heIntrepid111/14/2019
4004A middle-aged couple were discussing their future. he husband announced: "Tomato-1/14/2019
4003I hope that when Kim Kardashian goes to the beach, she doesn't swim. [graphiTomato-1/13/2019
4002Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you shouldTomato21/12/2019
4001Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up? [graphic] A:Tomato21/12/2019
4000Then there was the man who jumped through a screen door and strained himself....Shoto-1/11/2019
3999Tragedy struck the Metropolitan Opera last night when a soprano fell off the staIntrepid1-1/9/2019
3998Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim. [gTomato-1/8/2019
3997A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive [graphic] "Well&qTomato-1/8/2019
3996this used to be a blonde joke: A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were trTomato11/6/2019
3995Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I wenTomato-1/4/2019
3994A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go tTomato-1/3/2019
3993[graphic]TimF112/31/2018
3992One day the apprentice said to his mentor, "You take long trip. I try be shTomato212/31/2018
39912018 Joke and Humor Only Thread's Highest Rated Jokes (3 and above): MessagTomato312/29/2018
3990Mrs. Jones decided that her sex life needed spicing up. After work, she went shTomato-12/27/2018
3989Did I tell you about the guy who was dating a girl with a lazy eye? [graphic] TTomato112/24/2018
3988My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recenTomato-12/22/2018
3987I am getting so sick of millennials and their attitude. [graphic] Always walkinTomato-12/21/2018
3986Perks of 70 or beyond: 1. Kidnappers are not very Interested in you. 2. Cautious_Optimist-12/21/2018
3985What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin. I hope Death is a woman. ThaTomato212/20/2018
3984oldie: While waiting for her first appointment with her new dentist, Jane notiTomato112/18/2018
3983I’m planning a charity event for people who struggle to achieve an orgasm [graphTomato112/18/2018
3982Just bring the f^cking cookies: [graphic]Cautious_Optimist-12/15/2018
3981The confession Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary whTomato-12/12/2018
3980Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside&quoTomato112/11/2018
3979A haiku about getting out of bed in the morning: [graphic] No no no no no No noTomato-12/11/2018
3978Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at Phantom Lake Golf Club when Tomato112/11/2018
3977I gave my Ex a taste of her own medicine. [graphic] Her car broke down and she Tomato-12/10/2018
3976We have a friend who likes to have sex with inanimate objects, but we haven’t seTomato-12/10/2018
3975What is a fear of giants called? [graphic] Pheephiphobia.Tomato-12/9/2018
3974You know it's going to be a bad day when: - the fortune teller charges you Tomato-12/8/2018
3973My grandma changed her hair color and then took a nap. [graphic] She dyed in heTomato-12/6/2018
3972At school, the teacher said I was in a class of my own. It was only later thaTomato112/5/2018
3971Epileptic Santa: [graphic] "He seizures when you're sleeping.”Tomato-12/4/2018
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