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4050I bought a racehorse today, I called it “My Face” [graphic] I don’t care if he Tomato-3/2/2019
4049Why is every gender equality officer in a company female? [graphic] Because it Tomato23/1/2019
4048The couple next door are making a sex tape ...they don't know about it yet,Tomato-2/28/2019
4047I asked a young pretty homeless woman if I could take her home? [graphic] She sTomato-2/27/2019
4046People often overlook the obvious. . .Simon entered the state lottery hoping to Tomato-2/25/2019
4045Pun enters a room, kills 10 people [graphic] Pun in, 10 dead -- What do you caTomato-2/23/2019
4044I put German chocolate in the fridge last night this morning it's taken oveTomato-2/20/2019
4043Every time my dentist is kind enough to tell me I need to floss, I'm kind eTomato-2/19/2019
4042I’m opening a new gay club called “Garage Sale” [graphic] Because one man'sTomato-2/19/2019
4041My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore. [graphic] So I sent him aTomato12/18/2019
4040I can only get laid by prostitutes. [graphic] I’m a buysexual I got my wife a dTomato-2/18/2019
4039It's true alcohol kills people...but how many are born because of it? — GTomato12/17/2019
4038As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you cTomato-2/15/2019
4037Greenblat gets home from a nice Valentine’s Day dinner with his wife. She undreDashernComet-2/7/2019
4036The most recent survey on women showed that 10 percent of the men interviewed lTomato-2/5/2019
4035A man was giving an interview while celebrating his 100th birthday. [graphic] RTomato-2/4/2019
4034You mean you didn't?! Where did you watch the game?Sun Tzu-2/4/2019
4033If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys run around for 3 hours without scoring, I Tomato-2/4/2019
4032“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” my wife screameTomato12/4/2019
4031My therapist told me that I have trouble interpreting social cues. [graphic] I Tomato-2/3/2019
4030I slept with a girl who works at Netflix last night It was pretty cool, she evenTomato-2/2/2019
4029I got stung by a bee yesterday………………….$8.99 for a jar of honey ! What happened Tomato12/2/2019
4028I walked in on my Grandma sucking grandad's dick last night... [graphic] I Tomato-2/1/2019
4027I walked in the lounge to find my wife breastfeeding our son. [graphic] “How loTomato-2/1/2019
4026Yo mama is so nasty, when you put your hands down her pants, it feels like you Tomato-2/1/2019
4025So on one of the stock boards on SI a few years ago, while complaining of the veDashernComet11/31/2019
4024Jewish truisms in three parts 1.. The High Holidays have absolutely nothing tTomato11/31/2019
4023Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo inTomato11/31/2019
4022It's been so cold in the Midwest Flashers are refusing to open their trenchTomato-1/31/2019
4021Monday - Greg, Tuesday - Ian, Wednesday - Greg, Thursday - Ian, Friday - Greg, STomato-1/30/2019
4020A pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after heTomato-1/29/2019
4019My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. [graphic] At fiTomato11/29/2019
4018The boss said to his four of his employees, “I’m sorry, but I’m going to have Tomato11/27/2019
4017Went for a prostate exam The doctor gave me thumbs up. - Just spent $300 on Tomato11/27/2019
4016Isn't it weird when sometimes you're thinking about someone and then thTomato11/25/2019
4015What do you call a blonde who dyed herself brunette? [graphic] Artificial IntelTomato11/25/2019
4014I’m considering removing my dog’s tail. My mother in law comes next weekend andTomato-1/24/2019
4013I walked in from work today and my wife was sitting on the sofa with my girlfrieTomato21/23/2019
4012The man who created autocorrect has died. [graphic] Restaurant in peace.Tomato11/23/2019
4011They were twins, a guy, Ving, and a girl, Ling. Ving is in my math class, and thTomato-1/21/2019
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