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4090How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? [graphic] She fits in your wifTomato-4/10/2019
4089My wife said I was too big for anal. She forgot to flush the toilet the other dTomato-4/9/2019
4088I have a friend, Celine, from China. She is beautiful but so fragile. [graphic]Tomato-4/6/2019
4087I wasn’t allowed in a fraternity in college because I was circumcised. [graphic]Tomato-4/6/2019
4086My wife sent me a text that said "Your great." So naturally I wrote Tomato-4/5/2019
4085A truck loaded with Vick's VapoRub overturned on the freeway. Amazingly, thTomato-4/5/2019
4084I asked my wife why she married me. Wife: "Because you're funny."Tomato-4/2/2019
4083Two men, Jim and John, are walking their dogs when they pass by a restaurant. [gTomato-4/1/2019
4082youtube.comTomato13/31/2019
4081Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful. [graphic]Tomato13/30/2019
40803 of my favorite things: Eating my family and not using commas. — [graphic] Tomato-3/28/2019
4079Woman walking thru mall with new husband And they see her ex coming at them. HTomato13/28/2019
4078Confucius say, " Woman who. sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge”. Tomato23/27/2019
4077A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency [graphic] lTomato-3/26/2019
4076My urologist said I have a healthy prostate. I was deeply touched. — A carpeTomato-3/25/2019
4075I was expecting blue humour LOL Good oneCogito Ergo Sum-3/24/2019
4074The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. [graphic] There will be no coffin Tomato13/24/2019
4073Two thieves break into a house. Once inside, they sneak into the master bedroom Tomato-3/21/2019
4072[X] pic.twitter.com/dFdFQxTiUm— ... (@FLICTERIA) March 12, 2019 [/X]Cogito Ergo Sum-3/21/2019
4071I haven't had sex in so long I wear flip-flops to remember the sound. — TTomato13/21/2019
4070What do you get when you remove the Y from analysis. [graphic] Alabama. — DonTomato-3/20/2019
4069I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a gooTomato-3/19/2019
4068My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just Tomato23/19/2019
4067What is the difference between St. Patrick's Day & Martin Luther King DaTomato-3/16/2019
4066The only reason I watch basketball is to find out who will be the next member oTomato-3/15/2019
4065Have you seen the new Exorcist movie? [graphic] This time it’s the devil tryingTomato13/14/2019
4064What do you call a blonde at the golf course? The nineteenth hole. — When theTomato-3/13/2019
4063Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts meating [graphic] I see a lot of new facTomato13/12/2019
4062I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain acrossTomato-3/12/2019
4061A guy walks into a bar and it's empty. He yells out is anyone here! From thTomato13/11/2019
4060I'm so old I remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn. -Tomato-3/11/2019
4059My girlfriend and I began having sex at 1:58AM this morning and didn't stop Tomato-3/10/2019
4058What do you call a magic dog? [graphic] A Labracadabrador — College girl visiTomato-3/8/2019
4057I once dated a girl who wrote mystery novels Her handjobs always ended with a Tomato-3/8/2019
4056[graphic]TimF13/7/2019
4055There are 2 kinds of people: twitter.com --- Today a fortune cookie told me tTomato-3/7/2019
4054A recently retired man got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “WheTomato-3/5/2019
4053Me:"Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. It said that 80% of womTomato-3/5/2019
4052My girlfriend came out of the shower and said "I shaved my pussy, you knowTomato-3/4/2019
4051I called two girl hipsters and got slapped. [graphic] Apparently the correct teTomato-3/3/2019
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