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4111I have gifted children and I want to know how long it is before I can re-gift tTomato-4/23/2019
4110I hooked up with this chick who had part of her breast amputated after survivingTomato-4/23/2019
4109There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so hugTomato-4/22/2019
4108I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, [graphic] But I couldn’t find an openiTomato-4/21/2019
4107Don't be so tough on pedophiles. They have a hard time fitting in. - Saw Tomato14/20/2019
4106What do you call a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival? [graphiTomato-4/20/2019
4105If you ever miss 4:20 just wait until 4:22 because... [graphic] 4:22 is 4:20 toTomato-4/19/2019
4104A woman at the bar looked at my beer belly and asked: "Is that Budweiser Tomato-4/19/2019
4103I need to get a new chess set because all my pawns are damaged and sticky. [grapTomato14/18/2019
4102Teacher: "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told that if I made uglyTomato14/17/2019
4101A husband notices his wife’s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her dTomato-4/17/2019
4100Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a drivTomato-4/16/2019
4099I only believe in about 12% of the bible... [graphic] I’m an eighthiest [graphTomato14/16/2019
4098Nobody has a hunch what happened to the hunch.freelyhovering-4/15/2019
4097As I'm sure you're all aware, the Notre Dame Cathedral is on fire. [grapTomato-4/15/2019
4096Why does Dwayne Johnson have the ability to make lesbians straight? [graphic] BTomato-4/15/2019
4095What animal has two gray legs and two brown legs? [graphic] An elephant with diTomato-4/13/2019
4094In America, dogs are K9. [graphic] In China, dogs are E10.Tomato-4/12/2019
4093If they bring home shrimp on shrimp boats and fish on fishing boats, what do thTomato-4/12/2019
4092A little boy asked mom how he was born. Well son, your dad and I took a littleTomato-4/11/2019
4091My wife asked me, “Hey, can you give examples of jobs that don’t exist anymore?”Tomato14/10/2019
4090How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? [graphic] She fits in your wifTomato-4/10/2019
4089My wife said I was too big for anal. She forgot to flush the toilet the other dTomato-4/9/2019
4088I have a friend, Celine, from China. She is beautiful but so fragile. [graphic]Tomato-4/6/2019
4087I wasn’t allowed in a fraternity in college because I was circumcised. [graphic]Tomato-4/6/2019
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