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4130Two young girls walk by a house on a hot summer day and notice an old woman eatTomato-5/4/2019
4129My son referred to a beaver as a "wood-eater" So I mulled it over in Tomato-5/3/2019
4128a man stabbed his salad 23 times. [graphic] he said it was a historical reenactTomato-5/3/2019
4127What’s Satan’s favorite font? [graphic] Hellvetica. - If Michelle Obama was BaTomato-5/2/2019
4126I went on a date with a blonde woman last night. [graphic] "Do you have anTomato35/2/2019
4125What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe [graphic] Kilometery Cyrus - At the OlTomato15/2/2019
4124Alexa doesn’t recognize my vocal commands. Guess she’s officially part of the fTomato15/1/2019
4123A man and his son are driving past a graveyard. [graphic] Suddenly, the son leaTomato14/30/2019
4122What do you call a cowboy comedian? [graphic] A punslinger. - how many englishTomato14/29/2019
4121Man says to his boss “Can we talk? I have a problem.” [graphic] Boss says “ProbTomato-4/29/2019
4120The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the actTomato-4/28/2019
4119Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo? [graphic] Well, now when you mentionTomato-4/27/2019
4118The recipe said, "put the stew in at 180 degrees", so I did… [graphic]Tomato-4/26/2019
4117Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup! [graphic] Well, that's the laTomato14/26/2019
4116How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? [graphic] Two. OnTomato-4/26/2019
4115A prostitute recently had a colostomy done. [graphic] Word on the street is sheTomato-4/25/2019
4114A penis walks into a bar [graphic] The bartender says,”why the schlong face?” -Tomato14/25/2019
4113How did the hipster burn his tongue? [graphic] He ate his food before it was coTomato14/24/2019
4112What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always mTomato-4/24/2019
4111I have gifted children and I want to know how long it is before I can re-gift tTomato-4/23/2019
4110I hooked up with this chick who had part of her breast amputated after survivingTomato-4/23/2019
4109There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so hugTomato-4/22/2019
4108I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, [graphic] But I couldn’t find an openiTomato-4/21/2019
4107Don't be so tough on pedophiles. They have a hard time fitting in. - Saw Tomato14/20/2019
4106What do you call a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival? [graphiTomato-4/20/2019
4105If you ever miss 4:20 just wait until 4:22 because... [graphic] 4:22 is 4:20 toTomato-4/19/2019
4104A woman at the bar looked at my beer belly and asked: "Is that Budweiser Tomato-4/19/2019
4103I need to get a new chess set because all my pawns are damaged and sticky. [grapTomato14/18/2019
4102Teacher: "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told that if I made uglyTomato14/17/2019
4101A husband notices his wife’s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her dTomato-4/17/2019
4100Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a drivTomato-4/16/2019
4099I only believe in about 12% of the bible... [graphic] I’m an eighthiest [graphTomato14/16/2019
4098Nobody has a hunch what happened to the hunch.freelyhovering-4/15/2019
4097As I'm sure you're all aware, the Notre Dame Cathedral is on fire. [grapTomato-4/15/2019
4096Why does Dwayne Johnson have the ability to make lesbians straight? [graphic] BTomato-4/15/2019
4095What animal has two gray legs and two brown legs? [graphic] An elephant with diTomato-4/13/2019
4094In America, dogs are K9. [graphic] In China, dogs are E10.Tomato-4/12/2019
4093If they bring home shrimp on shrimp boats and fish on fishing boats, what do thTomato-4/12/2019
4092A little boy asked mom how he was born. Well son, your dad and I took a littleTomato-4/11/2019
4091My wife asked me, “Hey, can you give examples of jobs that don’t exist anymore?”Tomato14/10/2019
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