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4136What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implanTomato-5/7/2019
4135Yo mama, Is so nasty, when you put your hand down her pants, it feels like you Tomato-5/7/2019
4134My girlfriend left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta. [graphic] I&#Tomato-5/6/2019
4133So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and then we got so high that we fuckedTomato-5/6/2019
4132A blonde goes into work with both her ears bandaged up... [graphic] Her boss asTomato-5/5/2019
4131My wife says she's leaving me because of my 'Obsession with Star WarsTomato15/5/2019
4130Two young girls walk by a house on a hot summer day and notice an old woman eatTomato-5/4/2019
4129My son referred to a beaver as a "wood-eater" So I mulled it over in Tomato-5/3/2019
4128a man stabbed his salad 23 times. [graphic] he said it was a historical reenactTomato-5/3/2019
4127What’s Satan’s favorite font? [graphic] Hellvetica. - If Michelle Obama was BaTomato-5/2/2019
4126I went on a date with a blonde woman last night. [graphic] "Do you have anTomato35/2/2019
4125What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe [graphic] Kilometery Cyrus - At the OlTomato15/2/2019
4124Alexa doesn’t recognize my vocal commands. Guess she’s officially part of the fTomato15/1/2019
4123A man and his son are driving past a graveyard. [graphic] Suddenly, the son leaTomato14/30/2019
4122What do you call a cowboy comedian? [graphic] A punslinger. - how many englishTomato14/29/2019
4121Man says to his boss “Can we talk? I have a problem.” [graphic] Boss says “ProbTomato-4/29/2019
4120The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the actTomato-4/28/2019
4119Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo? [graphic] Well, now when you mentionTomato-4/27/2019
4118The recipe said, "put the stew in at 180 degrees", so I did… [graphic]Tomato-4/26/2019
4117Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup! [graphic] Well, that's the laTomato14/26/2019
4116How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? [graphic] Two. OnTomato-4/26/2019
4115A prostitute recently had a colostomy done. [graphic] Word on the street is sheTomato-4/25/2019
4114A penis walks into a bar [graphic] The bartender says,”why the schlong face?” -Tomato14/25/2019
4113How did the hipster burn his tongue? [graphic] He ate his food before it was coTomato14/24/2019
4112What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always mTomato-4/24/2019
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