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4170I was kicked out of the neighborhood pool for peeing in the deep end. [graphic] Tomato-6/6/2019
4169 In a convent in Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She wasIntrepid116/5/2019
4168I relabeled all the jars in my wife's spice rack. [graphic] I'm not in Tomato-6/5/2019
4167I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. [graphic] Tomato-6/5/2019
4166My mother used to tuck me in every night [graphic] She always wanted a girl. -Tomato-6/4/2019
4165One letter off movies - part two: 500 Lays of Summer Schindler's Lisp DuTomato26/3/2019
4164If life gives you melons... [graphic] You have dyslexia. - I always knock on tTomato16/2/2019
4163When you pass away, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils. Tomato-6/1/2019
4162How do you like your steak? [graphic] Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir? Tomato-5/31/2019
4161I think it means that his fate is cast in stone ;) >> If a robber robs a Sun Tzu15/31/2019
4160If a robber robs a house under renovation and accidentally leaves his handprint Tomato-5/31/2019
4159Is it gay to kiss another guy on the cheek? [graphic] Which cheek? - So I saiTomato-5/29/2019
4158Did Hugh Hefner really go to a better place ? - Did you here about the two phTomato-5/27/2019
4157If someone has the Last Name "Smith" then that means that one of theirTomato-5/26/2019
4156Did you hear about the Indian seer who opened a bakery? [graphic] He was a naTomato15/24/2019
4155I cheated on my wife Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. At the funeral, I sTomato-5/24/2019
4154A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar Walked into a bar. [graphic] He caTomato-5/24/2019
4153Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they're tired ofTomato-5/23/2019
4152Never challenge death to a pillow fight. [graphic] Unless you’re prepared for tTomato-5/22/2019
4151If a woman gets pregnant by Lucifer.... [graphic] Does she have deviled eggs? -Tomato-5/22/2019
4150(I'm hoping that this isn't considered a political joke) What did the hTomato25/21/2019
4149Warning: Game of Thrones spoilers. [graphic] David Benioff and D.B. Weiss. ===Sun Tzu-5/21/2019
4148Some people are reportedly upset that the Ukraine just elected a comedian as preTomato-5/21/2019
4147I find it really embarrassing when there's that really large splashing soundTomato-5/19/2019
4146Never challenge death to a pillow fight. [graphic] Unless you’re prepared for tTomato15/18/2019
4145Why doesn't Sweden export its cattle? It wants to keep its Stockholm. - Tomato-5/17/2019
4144I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say [graphic] "Hey look! That Tomato15/16/2019
4143I dumped my girlfriend after she falsely claimed Netflix was the cheapest streamTomato-5/14/2019
4142The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed witTomato15/13/2019
4141What did the winless fencer say when he lost another bout? [graphic] "CursTomato-5/12/2019
4140My Chinese friend died yesterday. So Yung. - Cooking: Ladies.... When baking Tomato-5/10/2019
4139"It's a boy ! ", I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheekTomato-5/9/2019
4138Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is like Brad Pitt naming his kid ArmTomato-5/8/2019
4137A stuttering man was released from prison early.. [graphic] He could not finishTomato-5/8/2019
4136What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implanTomato-5/7/2019
4135Yo mama, Is so nasty, when you put your hand down her pants, it feels like you Tomato-5/7/2019
4134My girlfriend left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta. [graphic] I&#Tomato-5/6/2019
4133So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and then we got so high that we fuckedTomato-5/6/2019
4132A blonde goes into work with both her ears bandaged up... [graphic] Her boss asTomato-5/5/2019
4131My wife says she's leaving me because of my 'Obsession with Star WarsTomato15/5/2019
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