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4186While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunTomato-6/17/2019
4185A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. &quTomato-6/16/2019
4184I went to a hotel and asked the bellhop if he would handle my bag. Next thing Tomato-6/14/2019
4183What's the difference between an American teenage girl and an Saudi teenage Tomato-6/13/2019
4182[X] pic.twitter.com/rJaDGB7x34— Ahmad Noorani (@Ahmad_Noorani) June 12, 2019 [/Cogito Ergo Sum16/13/2019
4181I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday [graphic] Apparently you're not aTomato16/12/2019
4180What’s it called when a flower gives head? [graphic] Floral - I started a grouTomato16/12/2019
4179What do drain cleaner and a Dutch stripper have in common? [graphic] They both Tomato-6/12/2019
4178What do you call a Russian homosexual knight? [graphic] Sirgay - Would you liTomato-6/10/2019
4177So we’re going to the Autopsy Club tonight huh? What’s happening there? [graphicTomato-6/10/2019
4176The man who invented velcro has died. RIP (this joke is tearable) - My wife Tomato-6/9/2019
4175What 's the difference between a muslim man and a catholic priest? The priesTomato-6/8/2019
4174I lost a drinking buddy to a tragic accident, [graphic] He got his finger caughTomato-6/7/2019
4173A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: [graphic] Tomato16/7/2019
4172I’m furious. My vacation is ruined! I’ve decided to sue the airline that lost myTomato-6/6/2019
4171A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbageCautious_Optimist16/6/2019
4170I was kicked out of the neighborhood pool for peeing in the deep end. [graphic] Tomato-6/6/2019
4169 In a convent in Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She wasIntrepid116/5/2019
4168I relabeled all the jars in my wife's spice rack. [graphic] I'm not in Tomato-6/5/2019
4167I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. [graphic] Tomato-6/5/2019
4166My mother used to tuck me in every night [graphic] She always wanted a girl. -Tomato-6/4/2019
4165One letter off movies - part two: 500 Lays of Summer Schindler's Lisp DuTomato26/3/2019
4164If life gives you melons... [graphic] You have dyslexia. - I always knock on tTomato16/2/2019
4163When you pass away, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils. Tomato-6/1/2019
4162How do you like your steak? [graphic] Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir? Tomato-5/31/2019
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