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4210[graphic]TimF27/3/2019
4209A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Tomato17/2/2019
4208Mafia Valentine Cards My love for you...…. it came and went. So your feet are Tomato17/2/2019
4207What is the favourite fruit of feminists? [graphic] Mangoes. - What do you caTomato-7/1/2019
4206A bodybuilder takes off his shirt and the blonde says: "" What a big cTomato-6/30/2019
4205I hope death is a woman. [graphic] That way, it will never come for me.Tomato-6/30/2019
4204A couple wants to have sex but their 8 year old son named Timmy is in the house.Tomato16/28/2019
4203I've combined a laxative with alphabet soup. It's called "Letter RTomato-6/28/2019
4202When my Hindu girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly Tomato-6/27/2019
4201A dyslexic hooker just offered to cook my sock for $20.Tomato-6/27/2019
4200I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. England has nTomato16/26/2019
4199David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink. "It’s a pleasure toTomato-6/26/2019
4198Last Halloween, I dressed as premature ejaculation [graphic] I just came in myTomato-6/25/2019
4197My mother with dwarfism feels she is underpaid at work... [graphic] ApparentlyTomato-6/24/2019
41963 blondes are lost in the desert [graphic] They come across a river that they Tomato16/23/2019
4195Why don't people get up early in Athens? [graphic] Because Dawn is tough oTomato-6/22/2019
4194This teacher had the slowest student ever. He completely frustrated her. She pasTomato-6/21/2019
4193A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men shTomato-6/21/2019
4192I met an Australian guy who works in IT. [graphic] I asked, "Do you come Tomato-6/20/2019
4191What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone? [graphic] iCame, iSaw, iConquered. - Tomato-6/19/2019
4190twitter.com “How many fingers now?” Asked the doctor. [graphic] Patient: “You Tomato16/19/2019
4189Having a heart attack is pretty bad [graphic] But even worse if you’re playing Tomato-6/18/2019
4188I’ve done some terrible things for money. [graphic] Like getting up early to goTomato16/18/2019
4187Technical support call Blonde: My computer keeps telling me I have the incorrecTomato-6/18/2019
4186While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunTomato-6/17/2019
4185A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. &quTomato-6/16/2019
4184I went to a hotel and asked the bellhop if he would handle my bag. Next thing Tomato-6/14/2019
4183What's the difference between an American teenage girl and an Saudi teenage Tomato-6/13/2019
4182[X] pic.twitter.com/rJaDGB7x34— Ahmad Noorani (@Ahmad_Noorani) June 12, 2019 [/Cogito Ergo Sum16/13/2019
4181I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday [graphic] Apparently you're not aTomato16/12/2019
4180What’s it called when a flower gives head? [graphic] Floral - I started a grouTomato16/12/2019
4179What do drain cleaner and a Dutch stripper have in common? [graphic] They both Tomato-6/12/2019
4178What do you call a Russian homosexual knight? [graphic] Sirgay - Would you liTomato-6/10/2019
4177So we’re going to the Autopsy Club tonight huh? What’s happening there? [graphicTomato-6/10/2019
4176The man who invented velcro has died. RIP (this joke is tearable) - My wife Tomato-6/9/2019
4175What 's the difference between a muslim man and a catholic priest? The priesTomato-6/8/2019
4174I lost a drinking buddy to a tragic accident, [graphic] He got his finger caughTomato-6/7/2019
4173A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: [graphic] Tomato16/7/2019
4172I’m furious. My vacation is ruined! I’ve decided to sue the airline that lost myTomato-6/6/2019
4171A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbageCautious_Optimist16/6/2019
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