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4250An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you Tomato-8/16/2019
4249I went to the barber earlier and said I wanted my hair cut like Tom Cruise. [grTomato-8/15/2019
4248To my surprise, my girlfriend had some anal bleaching done. [graphic] All I asTomato-8/14/2019
4247My friend Ty came in first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the goldTomato-8/14/2019
4246Had a dream the ocean was orange soda. [graphic] Turns out it was a Fanta sea.Tomato18/13/2019
4245I can't believe there is a sex offender registry. [graphic] Who is buying Tomato18/12/2019
4244I managed to escape Neverland Ranch with my virginity intact, only to wind up inTomato28/11/2019
4243J_ffr_y _pst_in [graphic] Anyone wanna play hang man?Tomato-8/11/2019
4242What do you call an old man who's into wooden boys? [graphic] A Gepetto-fiTomato-8/9/2019
4241Having too much sex can cause memory loss [graphic] I read it on page 37 in a Tomato-8/9/2019
4240Wife: “I’m pregnant” Husband: “Hi pregnant, I’m Dad” Wife: “No, you’re not”TimF-8/7/2019
4239What's the difference between a tick and the Eiffel tower? [graphic] None,Tomato-8/7/2019
4238Never challange death to a pillow fight [graphic] Unless you're prepared tTomato-8/6/2019
4237I wasn’t allowed in a fraternity because I was circumcised, [graphic] ApparentTomato-8/4/2019
4236I told my son to stop playing Russian roulette, but you know how it is with kidsTomato18/2/2019
4235If 9/10 people suffer from diarrhea, [graphic] Does that mean that 1/10 peopleTomato18/2/2019
4234A husband comes home after a week long trip. [graphic] He tells his wife "Tomato18/1/2019
4233What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use? [graphic] Her/she - How shoulTomato-7/31/2019
4232What do you call an eye doctor living on an Alaskan island? [graphic] An opticTomato-7/30/2019
4231Why did the teacher never fart in public? [graphic] Because she was a private Tomato-7/29/2019
4230Blonde woman: "My son came to visit us for summer vacation." Other womTomato17/29/2019
4229he 2020 U.S. election results are in! [graphic] Oh sorry, this is just for usTomato27/26/2019
4228The wife was cleaning 13 year old son's room [graphic] When she finds a loTomato-7/26/2019
4227About 15 minutes ago, a UPS delivery girl came up to the door, saying that my daTomato-7/24/2019
4226[graphic]Sun Tzu17/19/2019
4225Why does a dwarf laugh when he runs in a meadow? [graphic] Because the grass tTomato-7/16/2019
4224Taking the guess work out of storing the bodies... (I love the guy that makes thBob Bryenton-7/16/2019
4223[graphic]Bob Bryenton17/16/2019
4222What do you call the sweat created from sex in Alabama? [graphic] Relative humTomato-7/16/2019
4221I had a girlfriend who was into Picasso and Mexican food [graphic] She was reaTomato17/16/2019
4220The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.Tomato-7/15/2019
4219At the sperm bank [graphic] me: thanks for the glass of milk earlier sperm banTomato-7/14/2019
4218What'd the blind tourist do during WWII? [graphic] Not see Germany.Tomato-7/13/2019
4217I created a graph explaining all my past relationships [graphic] It has an ex Tomato-7/12/2019
4216What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? [graphic] Mick JTomato17/12/2019
4215THE BIRTH OF A CANDY BAR One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT OF HONEY. So he tTomato-7/11/2019
4214Why do Japanese Christians offer rice wine to Jesus? [graphic] For Christ’s saTomato17/10/2019
4213A little Japanese breed dog bit my neighbor. The owner got the shit sued out ofTomato17/8/2019
4212Several men were in the locker room of the gym when a cell phone on a bench rangTomato-7/3/2019
4211An Englishman asks a Welsh man: How many sexual partners have you had? [graphicTomato-7/3/2019
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