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4290Why is every gender equality officer female? [graphic] Because it's cheapeTomato-10/7/2019
4289If a fire hydrant has H20 inside, what does it have on the outside? [graphic] Tomato-10/6/2019
4288[graphic] reddit.comTimF-10/5/2019
4287What do you call a dead magician? Abracadaver. - Doctor: "Well, it looksTomato-10/4/2019
4286The first joke there is pretty clever.Sun Tzu-10/4/2019
4285What do you call a stolen Tesla? [graphic] An Edison. - A man is on trial foTomato210/4/2019
4284An english man, french, israeli, spanish and german are watching a street perforTomato-9/21/2019
4283The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday. His wife Tomato-9/20/2019
4282I burned my Hawaiian pizza last night Guess I should have baked it on aloha temTomato-9/19/2019
4281I couldn’t decide what to wear to my Premature Ejaculator’s Anonymous meeting thTomato-9/19/2019
4280NBC announced its new streaming service today. Its original name was the ShitanIntrepid1-9/18/2019
4279I’m reading a book that tries to compare different versions of The New TestamentTomato19/17/2019
4278[graphic] reddit.comTimF29/17/2019
4277"Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?" [graphic] Tomato19/16/2019
4276An AT&T installer asked me for the time. [graphic] I told him it was some Tomato-9/15/2019
4275Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me. [graphiTomato-9/13/2019
4274I was talking to a hot girl at my friend's funeral [graphic] I got mourninTomato-9/11/2019
4273What do you call sexting? [graphic] Textual intercourse. - What kind of bageTomato-9/10/2019
4272My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just Tomato-9/6/2019
4271Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be liTomato19/5/2019
4270There was a young man from Lahore [graphic] Whose limericks stopped at line foTomato-9/4/2019
4269So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite Star Wars character Tomato-9/3/2019
4268I was in a job interview. The guy asked me if I was a risk taker. I said yes. HTomato-9/3/2019
4267The driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig and ploughed into an empty Tomato-8/31/2019
4266An elderly woman is arrested for stealing a can of peaches and is brought beforeTomato-8/31/2019
4265I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. I’ll let you know.TimF18/31/2019
4264A kid asks his mom "Mom? What is dark humor?" [graphic] She respondsTomato-8/30/2019
4263A fly feels a bug on its back [graphic] "Hey, bug on my back, are you a mTomato18/27/2019
4262(Will Shortz is the NY Times Puzzlemaster) Why did Will Shortz take Prozac? BeTomato18/27/2019
4261I was able to get into the kite festival for free. My friend pulled some stringsTimF-8/25/2019
4260My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinnerTomato18/25/2019
4259What did Paprika say when Coriander knocked on his door? [graphic] Cumin.Tomato-8/24/2019
4258I went on a date with a dyslexic girl, and [graphic] she ended up cooking my sTomato18/24/2019
4257A father asks his 13year-old son what does he want to be when he grows up. [graTomato-8/23/2019
4256Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder? [graphic] Well, technicTomato-8/22/2019
4255My boyfriend just told me he has an STD... [graphic] Looks like I'm gonorrTomato-8/21/2019
4254I met a drunk ventriloquist who said she wanted to sleep with me... [graphic] Tomato-8/20/2019
4253My wife cheated on me with the garbage man [graphic] I asked her how she couldTomato-8/18/2019
4252[graphic] reddit.comTimF28/18/2019
4251By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible coTomato28/17/2019
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