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4330My wife just asked, "What was Jesus' full name?" [graphic] So I Tomato-11/7/2019
4329What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Iraqi preschool? [grapTomato-11/6/2019
4328The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun Tomato-11/6/2019
4327A guy turns to his wife in bed and whispers, "Did you know it's NationaCautious_Optimist-11/5/2019
4326I ran across some douchbag millennial in the store running his mouth, calling meTomato-11/5/2019
4325Why is it so difficult to remodel x-rated theaters? [graphic] All the walls arTomato-11/5/2019
4324The craziest thing happened at a bar tonight. A woman got her nipple pierced rigTomato-11/4/2019
4323Today in sex ed our teacher asked what’s the difference between a male reproductTomato-11/3/2019
4322My son, while gazing up at the sky, asked me how stars die [graphic] "UsuTomato-11/2/2019
4321There was a man in Jamaica who had only one testicle. Jamaicans being Jamaicans Tomato-11/2/2019
4320On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging fTomato-11/1/2019
4319I got invited to a bad taste halloween party. I was going to go as a suicide vicTomato-10/31/2019
4318Q: Why do skeletons make good comedians? A: They are two humerus. Q: What’s a Tomato110/31/2019
4317What do rednecks do to celebrate Halloween? [graphic] Pumpkin - What is an OpTomato-10/31/2019
4316I had to break up with my tennis-playing girlfriend. Love meant nothing to her.TimF-10/30/2019
4315I just found out that the mascot for a famous brand of baked goods overdosed on Tomato-10/29/2019
4314Why is the KKK against triathlons? [graphic] They don't believe in the mixTomato-10/28/2019
4313A man goes into a brothel [graphic] He says to the madam, "Hi, I'm a Tomato110/27/2019
4312 A simplified urine test that may be relevant for senior men: Go outsideTomato-10/25/2019
4311The man who invented autocorrect has died. [graphic] May he roast in piss. - Tomato-10/25/2019
4310Jewish coming out [graphic] Yosef walks up to his mother. "Imma, I want yTomato-10/24/2019
4309I was watching porn with my girlfriend and she complained, “This is so unrealistTomato-10/24/2019
4308For Halloween I've got a job making plastic Draculas [graphic] There'sTomato110/24/2019
4307I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into Tomato-10/23/2019
4306I was sexually active at 12 [graphic] It’s now 12:15 and my arm is killing meTomato-10/22/2019
4305What happens when you finger a gypsy on her period? [graphic] You get your palTomato-10/20/2019
4304What do you get if you divide a pumpkins circumference by its diameter? [graphiTomato-10/20/2019
4303Why do cows wear bells? [graphic] Their horns don't work. - A lot of my Tomato110/19/2019
4302I got a picture of myself in a locket for my 18th birthday. [graphic] I am nowTomato110/18/2019
4301Two blondes are working at a warehouse... [graphic] One blonde, tired of workiTomato-10/16/2019
4300My friend was killed by a 2 ton sack of falling chickpeas [graphic] The policeTomato-10/15/2019
4299Never challenge death to a pillow fight unless you’re ready to face the reaperTomato-10/13/2019
4298We can't afford to take the grandkids to a corn maze this year, so we'Tomato110/12/2019
4297A woman goes to the doctor's to have a strange mark on her tummy looked at. Tomato110/12/2019
4296A boy runs to his father and asks, "Dad, is it true that in India men do noSun Tzu210/11/2019
4295Arranged marriage [graphic] An Indian guy wants to get married. His parents seTomato-10/11/2019
4294Me: Officer, are you actually crying while you're writing me a speeding tickTomato110/10/2019
4293I dated an African girl.... [graphic] We just clicked - I’m on a plane and tTomato-10/8/2019
4292OT - if you are ever in NYC, take a walk in the diamond district (47th St@6th AvSun Tzu-10/8/2019
4291When Abe died, his will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the lasCautious_Optimist110/7/2019
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