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4336Three Jewish women are eating lunch. The waiter comes over and asks: [graphic] Tomato-11/10/2019
4335Just bought a new ‘Lesbian Bed’ from Ikea. Instructions say no nuts or screwing Tomato-11/10/2019
4334A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. While her dad is getting hTomato-11/9/2019
4333I was having an argument with my friend the other day [graphic] He was saying Tomato-11/8/2019
4332A Scotsman and Irishman walk into a bar... [graphic] As they walk in the ScotsTomato-11/8/2019
4331People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they neverTomato-11/8/2019
4330My wife just asked, "What was Jesus' full name?" [graphic] So I Tomato-11/7/2019
4329What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Iraqi preschool? [grapTomato-11/6/2019
4328The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun Tomato-11/6/2019
4327A guy turns to his wife in bed and whispers, "Did you know it's NationaCautious_Optimist-11/5/2019
4326I ran across some douchbag millennial in the store running his mouth, calling meTomato-11/5/2019
4325Why is it so difficult to remodel x-rated theaters? [graphic] All the walls arTomato-11/5/2019
4324The craziest thing happened at a bar tonight. A woman got her nipple pierced rigTomato-11/4/2019
4323Today in sex ed our teacher asked what’s the difference between a male reproductTomato-11/3/2019
4322My son, while gazing up at the sky, asked me how stars die [graphic] "UsuTomato-11/2/2019
4321There was a man in Jamaica who had only one testicle. Jamaicans being Jamaicans Tomato-11/2/2019
4320On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging fTomato-11/1/2019
4319I got invited to a bad taste halloween party. I was going to go as a suicide vicTomato-10/31/2019
4318Q: Why do skeletons make good comedians? A: They are two humerus. Q: What’s a Tomato110/31/2019
4317What do rednecks do to celebrate Halloween? [graphic] Pumpkin - What is an OpTomato-10/31/2019
4316I had to break up with my tennis-playing girlfriend. Love meant nothing to her.TimF-10/30/2019
4315I just found out that the mascot for a famous brand of baked goods overdosed on Tomato-10/29/2019
4314Why is the KKK against triathlons? [graphic] They don't believe in the mixTomato-10/28/2019
4313A man goes into a brothel [graphic] He says to the madam, "Hi, I'm a Tomato110/27/2019
4312 A simplified urine test that may be relevant for senior men: Go outsideTomato-10/25/2019
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