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4370My wife asked me if I want a handjob or regular sex [graphic] Me : handjob defTomato-12/3/2019
4369How can you tell if an Amish person is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the Tomato-12/3/2019
4368They've just found Jeffery Epstein's diary. [graphic] His last entry wTomato-12/2/2019
4367pbs.twimg.com Did you hear about the blind circumciser? [graphic] He got the Tomato-12/2/2019
4366A man ejaculated on his watch just before dying [graphic] His last words were,Tomato-12/1/2019
4365How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says, "ConTomato-11/30/2019
4364What do you call an explosive monkey? [graphic] A baboom. - A man has a defeTomato-11/29/2019
4363Why can't you hear a psychiatrist when it goes to the bathroom? [graphic] Tomato-11/29/2019
4362Why did the Pilgrims' pants keep falling down? Because their belt buckles Tomato-11/27/2019
4361An American woman went to a Hindu wedding in India and bought some traditional cTomato-11/27/2019
4360A man is mortally wounded on a plane [graphic] The flight attendant asks "Tomato111/27/2019
4359What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather? [graphic] A shoe — A gTomato-11/26/2019
4358During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked heTomato-11/25/2019
4357I misunderstood the "Gender Reveal party" [graphic] I'm the onlyTomato-11/24/2019
4356“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” my wife screameTomato-11/23/2019
4355One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making loTomato211/23/2019
4354Did you hear about that tattoo parlor that charges its patrons by letting the owTomato-11/22/2019
4353I asked my wife to rate my listening skills... [graphic] and for some reason sTomato111/20/2019
4352I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. She said, TimF111/20/2019
4351Pete Buttigieg has a surprise lead in the New Hampshire polls [graphic] EveryoTomato-11/19/2019
4350What's the difference between a spicy curry and a catholic priest? [graphicTomato-11/19/2019
4349A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. [graphic] He finishes his drink aTomato-11/19/2019
4348Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head? [graphic]Tomato-11/17/2019
4347The maid asked her boss for a raise, and she was upset. [graphic] The wife askTomato111/16/2019
4346I'm a scientist doing research in bestiality. [graphic] Come by if you'Tomato-11/15/2019
4345What’s the difference between a religion and a cult? [graphic] In a cult, therTomato111/15/2019
4344My four favorite things.. [graphic] ..are chicken pot pie and not using commasTomato-11/15/2019
4343I sold some baby laxative to a junkie and told him it was cocaine... [graphic] Tomato-11/14/2019
4342A blonde, brunette, and redhead mom go to a cafe.... [graphic] They had each sTomato111/14/2019
4341My friend stole my diary a month ago, and suddenly died a few days later. [grapTomato-11/13/2019
4340A small sperm whale and his dad are swimming through the ocean [graphic] He asTomato-11/13/2019
4339I once swallowed a whole dictionary. [graphic] It gave me thesaurus throat I&#Tomato-11/13/2019
4338I was well on my way to becoming a millionaire [graphic] I had a sex toy businTomato111/12/2019
4337Why are pool tables green? [graphic] If your balls were racked, you’d be greenTomato111/11/2019
4336Three Jewish women are eating lunch. The waiter comes over and asks: [graphic] Tomato-11/10/2019
4335Just bought a new ‘Lesbian Bed’ from Ikea. Instructions say no nuts or screwing Tomato-11/10/2019
4334A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. While her dad is getting hTomato-11/9/2019
4333I was having an argument with my friend the other day [graphic] He was saying Tomato-11/8/2019
4332A Scotsman and Irishman walk into a bar... [graphic] As they walk in the ScotsTomato-11/8/2019
4331People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they neverTomato-11/8/2019
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