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4410I was watching an Australian cooking show and people started cheering when the cTomato-1/21/2020
4409My friend's financial advisor spent all of his money on strippers and blow. Tomato-1/20/2020
4408In America, dogs are K9. In China, dogs are E10.Tomato11/19/2020
4407My son asked me where poo comes from. I answered in a very detailed and not-soTomato11/18/2020
4406I'm going my laundry on Monday instead of Sunday. I have the day off that daTomato21/17/2020
4405What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cTomato-1/17/2020
4404Did the dinosaur era actually exist? [graphic] You bet Jurassic did! — A bloTomato11/15/2020
4403A grasshopper walks into a bar... [graphic] The bartender says: “Hey! We have Tomato-1/15/2020
4402I don't understand the opposition to same sex marriage. [graphic] Isn'Tomato-1/14/2020
4401[graphic]Cautious_Optimist-1/14/2020
4400One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the offTomato11/13/2020
4399There’s an old couple that start dating at 70 [graphic]After about a week of daTomato-1/10/2020
4398What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? [graphic] A microtransactTomato-1/10/2020
4397What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken - I asked STomato-1/9/2020
4396Mom, how do you spell clitoris? [graphic] I don’t know darling, ask your dad, Tomato-1/9/2020
4395My wife and I went on our honeymoon to Australia, but unfortunately I had to calTomato-1/8/2020
4394When Noah reached land, he threw open the ark doors and said, “Go forth and multTomato-1/7/2020
4393Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum hasTimF11/5/2020
4392A new camp commander was appointed and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 privTomato-1/3/2020
4391The Ranger ain't gonna like this, Yogi! Obligatory joke: What's the besWillP112/31/2019
4390Democrat Convention Schedule Saturday, 27 August 2016 11:15 AM Free lunch, meMaple MAGA -12/31/2019
4389Tomato-12/31/2019
4388What kind of doctor is Dr. pepper? [graphic] A fizzician! — Doctor, I'veTomato-12/30/2019
4387When I was a kid, I made a sandcastle with my grandma. [graphic] UnfortunatelTomato-12/28/2019
4386What do you call the gay ocean community? [graphic] AlgaeBT.Tomato-12/26/2019
4385Two communists are sitting on a porch in a nudist colony. One says "Have Tomato-12/26/2019
4384Mr. and Mrs. Potato had three daughters who were as upstanding as they were loveTomato-12/26/2019
4383Out of the 26 letters, only E got presents for Christmas. [graphic] The other Tomato-12/25/2019
4382Remember having sex on a regular basis keeps your memory alive! [graphic] HopeTomato-12/24/2019
4381What Christmas song do they sing in the psychiatric hospital? [graphic] Do youTomato-12/22/2019
4380Why was the Amish girl shunned? Too Mennonite.Tomato-12/22/2019
4379In China, film makers have to appease the Chinese censors, but people forget in Tomato-12/21/2019
4378What do you call an Italian window cleaner? [graphic] Squigi.Tomato-12/20/2019
4377Guy at a grocery store: Are those genetically modified eggplants? [graphic] StTomato-12/20/2019
4376Easiest crossword clue EVER: [graphic] Two old jews are sitting in a park and Tomato-12/18/2019
4375I met a stripper with dyslexia [graphic] Her name was Density. - The recipe Tomato-12/15/2019
4374A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and he loses all his money. He doesn't eveTomato-12/15/2019
4373What do we want? FREE HEARING AIDS!! [graphic] When do we want them?? FREE HEATomato-12/5/2019
4372I searched Google images for examples of Rorschach tests... [graphic] But all Tomato-12/5/2019
4371A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of waCautious_Optimist112/5/2019
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