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4411I went to the zoo and I saw a baguette in a cage. [graphic] I asked the zookeeTomato-1/21/2020
4410I was watching an Australian cooking show and people started cheering when the cTomato-1/21/2020
4409My friend's financial advisor spent all of his money on strippers and blow. Tomato-1/20/2020
4408In America, dogs are K9. In China, dogs are E10.Tomato11/19/2020
4407My son asked me where poo comes from. I answered in a very detailed and not-soTomato11/18/2020
4406I'm going my laundry on Monday instead of Sunday. I have the day off that daTomato21/17/2020
4405What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cTomato-1/17/2020
4404Did the dinosaur era actually exist? [graphic] You bet Jurassic did! — A bloTomato11/15/2020
4403A grasshopper walks into a bar... [graphic] The bartender says: “Hey! We have Tomato-1/15/2020
4402I don't understand the opposition to same sex marriage. [graphic] Isn'Tomato-1/14/2020
4401[graphic]Cautious_Optimist-1/14/2020
4400One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the offTomato11/13/2020
4399There’s an old couple that start dating at 70 [graphic]After about a week of daTomato-1/10/2020
4398What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? [graphic] A microtransactTomato-1/10/2020
4397What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken - I asked STomato-1/9/2020
4396Mom, how do you spell clitoris? [graphic] I don’t know darling, ask your dad, Tomato-1/9/2020
4395My wife and I went on our honeymoon to Australia, but unfortunately I had to calTomato-1/8/2020
4394When Noah reached land, he threw open the ark doors and said, “Go forth and multTomato-1/7/2020
4393Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum hasTimF11/5/2020
4392A new camp commander was appointed and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 privTomato-1/3/2020
4391The Ranger ain't gonna like this, Yogi! Obligatory joke: What's the besWillP112/31/2019
4390Democrat Convention Schedule Saturday, 27 August 2016 11:15 AM Free lunch, meMaple MAGA -12/31/2019
4389Tomato-12/31/2019
4388What kind of doctor is Dr. pepper? [graphic] A fizzician! — Doctor, I'veTomato-12/30/2019
4387When I was a kid, I made a sandcastle with my grandma. [graphic] UnfortunatelTomato-12/28/2019
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