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4461According to my doctor it should be ok for me to ignore social distancing on SatTomato-3/18/2020
4460[graphic]Tomato-3/18/2020
4459It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France; [graTomato23/18/2020
4458What has 4 legs and goes "Aaaah" [graphic] A sheep with no lips. — Tomato-3/17/2020
4457Drug Cartels Switch To Producing Hand Sanitizer babylonbee.comTimF-3/16/2020
4456There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ [graphic] It's Tomato13/16/2020
4455What do you call an alien with three balls? [graphic] An extrateressticle — Tomato-3/15/2020
4454I just made myself a quarantini. It's just like a martini, only you drink Tomato-3/14/2020
4453[graphic]Goose9433/14/2020
4452It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief iTomato-3/14/2020
4451As a responsible employer, All my staff are in a 2 week quarantine. [graphic] Tomato23/13/2020
4450I had sex with a Chinese woman the other day An hour later I was horny again.Tomato-3/12/2020
4449What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas? [graphic] What happens Tomato-3/12/2020
4448I guess China finally got what they wanted: [graphic] They managed to coroniseTomato13/11/2020
4447Why are Australians stocking up on toilet paper in response to Coronavirus? [grTomato-3/10/2020
4446Did you hear John Travolta got tested for Coronavirus? [graphic] Turns out he Tomato-3/9/2020
4445The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit coronavirusTomato-3/8/2020
4444Joan Rivers on The Graham Norton Show (2012) [youtube video] youtube.comTimF23/7/2020
4443Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute ? She was good at cooking socks.Tomato-3/7/2020
4442My girlfriend tried to take a selfie in the shower, but it was too blurry. [graTomato13/6/2020
4441Coronavirus can be transmitted sexually, [graphic] So yes. You’ll be fine. — Tomato-3/5/2020
4440A traffic warden tried to give me a ticket for parking in a disabled space. I sTomato-3/5/2020
4439A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, retire to his house for whTomato-3/3/2020
4438My ex girlfriend used to have sex with fruit whenever she got stressed [graphicTomato-3/3/2020
4437Knock knock [graphic] Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? Warm midnight falling. StarTomato-3/3/2020
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