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4530A woman arrived at a party. [graphic] While scanning the guests, she spotted aTomato-4/29/2020
4529A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, &Cautious_Optimist-4/28/2020
4528Haven’t seen my Indian girlfriend in almost a month because her dad “forbids it”Tomato14/28/2020
4527Which composer got the coronavirus ? Drycofski — A groom and his newlywed wifTomato-4/24/2020
4526Why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes? [graphic] Because they ofTomato-4/24/2020
4525A man sits next to another man on the train and pulls out a photo of his wife “iTomato14/24/2020
4524A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they dTomato-4/23/2020
4523What did Kim Jong-Un say yesterday before he died? [graphic] My Korea is over Tomato14/22/2020
4522I hope that Death is a woman [graphic] That way she’ll never come for me — WTomato-4/21/2020
4521I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead TimF-4/20/2020
4520Teacher: Okay class it’s time to finger Paint [graphic] Girl named Paint: (ScTomato-4/20/2020
4519A married couple was watching volleyball game at a beach when the wife spotted aTomato-4/19/2020
4518What's worse, being gay, or being black? [graphic] Being black is better, Tomato-4/19/2020
4517We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the [graphic] MTomato-4/18/2020
4516Whoever said one person can't change the world never ate an undercooked bat.Tomato-4/18/2020
4515Where do you take someone who's been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? [graTomato14/17/2020
4514What do you call a cheerleading dog? [graphic] A pompomeranian.Tomato-4/16/2020
4513An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you Tomato14/16/2020
4512Mary had a little dress [graphic] Mary had a little dres With slits all up theTomato-4/15/2020
4511Two older Jewish men walked by a Catholic Church with a sign in front that said Tomato-4/15/2020
4510A blonde takes her car to be fixed. After the mechanic is done with his work he Tomato-4/14/2020
4509Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys I guess that makes sensTimF-4/13/2020
4508A guy goes to the doctor with a strawberry stuck up his bum [graphic] The doctTomato-4/13/2020
4507HE ECONOMY IS SO BAD [not edited for covid19 changes]... [graphic] How bad is Tomato-4/13/2020
4506 The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contTomato-4/13/2020
4505How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [graphic] Let’s Tomato-4/11/2020
4504A cop has been caught doing drugs and masturbating on duty. [graphic] No name Tomato14/10/2020
4503Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus? [graphic] Because she went to woo Tomato-4/10/2020
4502The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors [graphic] How dense the populatTomato14/9/2020
4501[graphic]Tomato-4/9/2020
4500My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order. [graphic] Tomato24/8/2020
4499I'm dating an English teacher. And it's a bit awkward because she keepsTomato-4/7/2020
4498The amount of bad Coronavirus jokes are starting to reach worrying numbers. [grTomato-4/7/2020
4497What do you call two female lovers spying on the government? [graphic] LesbionTomato-4/6/2020
4496Yesterday I watched a match of women's volleyball, and 10 minutes into the gTomato-4/5/2020
4495Due to the quarantine.. [graphic] I'll only tell inside jokes — 2019: StaTomato-4/5/2020
4494Is it just me, or are the signers for the deaf really just playing rock, paperTomato14/4/2020
4493[graphic][graphic] [graphic][graphic][graphic] [graphic][graphic][graphic] Cautious_Optimist34/4/2020
4492A friend told me that in Germany everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese, [Tomato-4/3/2020
4491I bumped into a man using women's panties as a face mask. "Very creaTomato-4/2/2020
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