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4690The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beaTomato19/10/2020
4689What do you call a gay person burning? [graphic] LGBBQ — A church minister sTomato-9/9/2020
4688Death does make you closer to God because now you don't exist, either. — Tomato-9/7/2020
4687[graphic] reddit.comTimF-9/6/2020
4686My neighbors, the Razzis, have photographs of celebrities on all the walls of Tomato-9/3/2020
4685Don’t believe everything you read in public toilets. Sharon is not up for a goodTomato-9/2/2020
4684At a sperm bank one day, a man walks up with a ski mask and a gun. He points theTomato-9/1/2020
4683Smoking a cigarette is similar to eating pussy. [graphic] The taste gets stronTomato18/29/2020
4682Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them their favoriteTomato-8/29/2020
4681A mom takes her daughter to the doctor [graphic] The doctor says, “Okay, what Tomato-8/27/2020
4680How do you drown a blonde? [graphic] Put a scratch n sniff at the bottom of a Tomato-8/26/2020
4679Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes [graphic] Me: I wish for a world without lawyTomato18/24/2020
4678When working from home isn't the best idea [graphic] reddit.comTimF18/24/2020
4677Why didn't the green pepper practice archery? [graphic] Because it didnTomato-8/24/2020
4676A son says to his father: "Dad, I'm thinking about a career in organizeTimF28/22/2020
4675Become a whore or go into politics, same thing. They all become millionaires. relewis18/22/2020
4674twitter.comTomato58/21/2020
4673You are not far off from the truth. These are the two top ways people become miSun Tzu-8/20/2020
4672HARD WORK... Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the coTomato28/20/2020
4671A prisoner slipped on the stairs 5 years into his 14 year sentence. [graphic] Tomato-8/19/2020
4670My mom told me that Jesus died when his Royal Caribbean ship sank, but my priestTomato-8/18/2020
4669 To: Cautious_Optimist who wrote (329976) 8/18/2020 1:29:06 PM From: Arthur RadlCogito Ergo Sum-8/18/2020
4668What’s the largest export of Great Britain? [graphic] Independence days. — PTomato18/18/2020
4667What city are 40% of Americans from? [graphic] Obecity.Tomato28/16/2020
4666I'll bet that 2020 is still better than your first marriage. — The WashingTomato-8/14/2020
4665Having a big nose isn’t a good enough excuse to not wear a mask. [graphic] TakTomato18/11/2020
4664Genie: I will grant you two wishes. [graphic] Guy: two? It’s always three, rigTomato18/10/2020
4663What do you call a person who steals French pancakes? A crepetomaniac. — WhaTomato-8/6/2020
4662The baseball player’s new girlfriend told him that under no circumstances would Tomato-8/5/2020
4661Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundTomato48/4/2020
4660I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... [graphic] and all just beTomato-8/3/2020
4659Two guys invited a prostitute to a hotel room [graphic] They decided to do it Tomato18/1/2020
4658I'm dating an English teacher who keeps correcting my grammar during sex. STomato-7/31/2020
4657An old holocaust survivor dies and gets into heaven [graphic] He seeks out GodTomato-7/31/2020
4656What did Bo-Peep say to Woody when they were having a three way with Buzz Light-Tomato17/30/2020
4655It's business as usual for a bartender, and one day as he is cleaning his baTomato-7/29/2020
4654Dad, is there a place where people love everyone no matter their race, color, reTomato47/29/2020
4653A man was waiting for a bus one day, when he noticed a young blonde woman digginTomato27/27/2020
4652[graphic] A bus filled with 18 year old sheltered Catholic school girls drove ofTomato-7/27/2020
4651An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery daTomato-7/26/2020
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