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4810Went to an all-you-can eat restaurant at a nudist colony in Canada. It was calTomato112/31/2020
4809[graphic]Tomato212/31/2020
4808My grandad asked me how to print on his computer... [graphic] I told him it’s Tomato-12/31/2020
4807The furniture salesman said, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.Tomato-12/30/2020
4806Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce. — I once dated aTomato-12/30/2020
4805Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? [graphic] A: Because the other chickensTomato212/29/2020
4804Me: "Where's my dessert?" Italian waiter: "Sorry, affogato.Tomato-12/28/2020
4803Marijuana and cold coffee are my favorite combination. They're the reason iTomato-12/27/2020
4802I'll never forget the day our sex education teacher got fired. He was teacTomato-12/26/2020
4801lolkoan-12/25/2020
4800You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. “Terry?!” Tomato112/25/2020
4799[graphic]High Grader412/24/2020
4798[graphic] reddit.comTimF212/23/2020
4797What do female porn stars and Big Macs have in common? Both have seeds on theiTomato-12/23/2020
4796Did you hear about the feminine hygiene spray “SSY"? It takes the PU out Tomato-12/22/2020
4795Who would have thought that one day I would be smoking weed at a family gatherTomato112/21/2020
4794A teacher asks her class. [graphic] Teacher: "Can any tell me the name ofTomato-12/19/2020
4793I named my cat Boston. .......because he's "more than a feline.” — WTomato-12/19/2020
4792What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 bills? [graphic] Aretha FTomato-12/18/2020
4791[graphic]Cogito Ergo Sum112/17/2020
4790Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic [graphic] But it was a false SalTomato-12/17/2020
4789What do you call a Mexican space chicken? Apollo.Tomato-12/16/2020
4788What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common? [graphic] Neither one Tomato-12/16/2020
4787It's been 210 days without sex. I went jogging in flip-flops just to remembTomato-12/15/2020
4786Whenever I leave IKEA, I always leave with ridiculous amounts of things for the Tomato212/14/2020
4785I just saw that Chuck Yeager has died [graphic] ...and then I heard it a few sTomato212/11/2020
4784At my last colonoscopy I had the doctor write a note to my wife stating that myTomato-12/10/2020
4783[graphic]Tomato-12/9/2020
4782This guy was bleeding profusely, so I got out my first-aid manual and it said toTomato112/9/2020
47812020 for you: [graphic]Tomato212/9/2020
4780I called my urologist's office to make an ED appointment. The secretary saTomato112/8/2020
4779In Canada, Moosehead is a beer. In the USA, it's a felony. — My wife compTomato-12/7/2020
4778I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo It was great. She’s a keepTomato-12/5/2020
4777[graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] Tomato412/5/2020
4776Why do lesbians only shop at Sports Authority? [graphic] They don’t like Dick’Tomato-12/4/2020
4775[graphic]Cogito Ergo Sum-12/4/2020
4774What did the testicle torture enthusiast say after a long day? “Time to hit thTomato-12/3/2020
4773Why don't sea creatures get divorced? They can't afford to pay abalone.Tomato-12/2/2020
4772Jewish Jokes A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cardTomato-12/1/2020
4771Christmas reminds me of my ex [graphic] Ho ho ho! — A married couple were aslTomato-12/1/2020
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