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Another Good Reason Not To Be Married
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Emcee:  Elmer Flugum Type:  Unmoderated
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4845 sometimes I have to use that line on my lover!!! Ok, I will give you a breatheNeenny-4/17/1999
4844 Sugar, who asked you to participate? Why are so you het up on the subject anywEdwarda-4/17/1999
4843 Okay, I'll give you a breather. <evil grin> Edwarda-4/17/1999
4842 What's the definition of a man? A willy with a wallet. I had to divorce mEdwarda-4/17/1999
4841 <b>UNCLE</B> Neenny-4/17/1999
4840 Nope, I'm on a roll.... Why did Moses wander the desert for forty years? Edwarda-4/17/1999
4839 To hell with <B>LOVE</B>. It is a con designed by women. Elmer Flugum-4/17/1999
4838 so have you covered them all now?? LOL Neenny-4/17/1999
4837 Len, Len, Len... You have had this explained to you so often by so many sexualEdwarda-4/17/1999
4836 But, wait, there are more: Why are women so bad at mathematics? Because men kEdwarda-4/17/1999
4835 Why do women need foreplay anyway? And who really cares about <i>LOVE<Elmer Flugum-4/17/1999
4834 <b>AMEN</b> (those statements about sum it up!!)Neenny-4/17/1999
4833 Most of these are oldies with a few new ones thrown in to make sure you're Edwarda-4/17/1999
4832 You mean you haven't made good your escape, er, I mean had to force yourselEdwarda-4/17/1999
4831 Busy...may not be married but still have a female in my life that likes to put Elmer Flugum-4/17/1999
4830 Consider the source.... I wondered under which rock you'd been hiding! NiEdwarda-4/17/1999
4829 Single men are smarter than married men, if they weren't, they'd be marElmer Flugum-4/17/1999
4828 I am caling Ed tonight to warn him! Son was very courteous....must take after Elmer Flugum-4/15/1999
4827 We could get into some deep discussion here about where the world will be in 5Neenny-4/15/1999
4826 Whew! I can see you're doing your part in keeping the ranks of the educateThe Philosopher-4/15/1999
4825 Len, do you think that telling me that you already have enough fan mail will deNeenny-4/15/1999
4824 Christopher, My day will come with 3 in college at the same time. My oldest Neenny-4/15/1999
4823 I am prohibited from posting photos of me unless I first warn the police and emThe Philosopher-4/14/1999
4822 So where is the photo of you.... Edwarda-4/14/1999
4821 Why, thank you Chris! However, we are talking about a pic of our Len..... Edwarda-4/14/1999
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