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4850On the morning Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to visit my aging frieTomato-2/7/2021
4849I’m glad # is not called pound anymore. [graphic] Otherwise, the #metoo movemeTomato12/6/2021
4848Rest in peace, garlic. You will be minced. — My book on herbal erotica finallTomato12/4/2021
4847A Covid test nurse asked me if I’ve had a sudden loss of taste. I told her, &quTomato12/4/2021
4846I was reading the obituaries the other day, and I'm really concerned. [grapTomato22/3/2021
4845Girls, if a guy remembers your birthday, saves your pictures, knows what you enjTomato-2/2/2021
4844My dad told me once, son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something youTomato12/1/2021
4843In a previous life, my wife was a psychoanalyst who turned to prostitution to paTomato12/1/2021
4842There once was a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After manTomato21/30/2021
4841Relationships are like Indian food: [graphic] They start out hot and spicy butTomato11/30/2021
4840Why did the straight buffalo dad march in the Pride Parade? To proudly supportTomato-1/28/2021
4839Only id f you live in Texas or Alberta.High Grader-1/28/2021
4838Does anyone know if a side effect of the covid vaccine can make one of your testTomato31/27/2021
4837My wife asked if I was still attracted to her [graphic] I replied “I married aTomato11/27/2021
4836I have always thought that the second letter in the word “hive” is quite beautifTomato-1/26/2021
4835Device for women that counts calories burned during sex: ClitBit — As I was leTomato-1/25/2021
4834What happens when you put a lot of LGBT people in a long line? [graphic] You gTomato-1/24/2021
4833Senior Citizen Texting Codes: FWIW - Forgot Where I Was BYOT - Bring Your OwnTomato-1/23/2021
4832The kids are getting older It used to be nice when our kids were little. If we Tomato-1/23/2021
4831I should use that line!Sun Tzu-1/22/2021
4830When the pandemic first hit, I had to tell my luggage that my travel plans were Tomato11/22/2021
4829Did you hear about the cross-dressing dinosaur? He decided to try Sarah's tTomato-1/21/2021
4828[graphic]Tomato51/21/2021
4827What's the difference between a milkmaid and a stripper? The milkmaid is fTomato-1/20/2021
4826 Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in loveTomato21/19/2021
4825Did you hear about the insect who became a Russian spy? [graphic] He was a caTomato-1/19/2021
4824What do children in India say to their mothers before heading off to school? MTomato11/18/2021
4823For Christmas, I bought my wife a world map and gave her a dart. I told her to tTomato-1/16/2021
4822What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common? [graphic] They both got riTomato31/15/2021
4821What do they say when a chef dies? [graphic] Recipes. — Grandpa asked me howTomato11/14/2021
4820If you are petting a small dog in your lap, it is important to let everyone elsTomato-1/11/2021
4819I walked up to a woman in the store the other day and said "36C" [graTomato-1/11/2021
4818A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saTomato-1/10/2021
4817What has two grey legs and two brown legs? [graphic] An elephant with diarrheaTomato-1/9/2021
4816The inventor of the anagram has died. May he erect a penis.Tomato11/5/2021
4815The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students Tomato-1/4/2021
4814How to pick stocks: twitter.comTomato-1/4/2021
4813Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my addresTomato-1/4/2021
4812I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day. Today it dawned on me that Tomato-1/3/2021
4811Did you hear the awful news? The Energizer Bunny died of sexual exhaustion. [grTomato-1/1/2021
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