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4961When you sing to a fish you entertain him for a day. But when you teach a fish Tomato-5/7/2021
4960Maybe this makes the last joke clearer??? So Bill Gates sends Melinda a HotmailTomato-5/6/2021
4959My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subTomato15/6/2021
4958Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced? [graphic] I thought they had a reTomato15/4/2021
4957What font does alphabet soup use? [graphic] Times New Ramen.Tomato-5/3/2021
4956Jesus broke bread and said, “This is my flesh." Jesus poured wine and saidTomato-5/2/2021
4955Little Johnny is having dinner with his family. He's eating everything excepTomato-5/2/2021
4954[X] https://t.co/3p7BZxYQvr— Bernard Wong 黃天民 (@TheSpottedCat) May 2, 2021 [/X]Cogito Ergo Sum-5/1/2021
4953[X] https://t.co/DELsnKVqFG— Bernard Wong 黃天民 (@TheSpottedCat) May 1, 2021 [/X]Cogito Ergo Sum15/1/2021
4952[X] https://t.co/cNuTCKpR8B— Bernard Wong 黃天民 (@TheSpottedCat) May 1, 2021 [/X]Cogito Ergo Sum-5/1/2021
4951I'm in the hospital right now. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. Tomato-5/1/2021
4950There was a young man from Cork Who got Limericks And Haikus confusedTomato14/30/2021
4949My friend Ty finished first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has nTomato-4/28/2021
4948My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me. [graphic] I had soTomato14/27/2021
4947 Jewish Haiku On Passover we Opened the door for Elijah. Now oTomato-4/27/2021
4946Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don'Tomato-4/27/2021
4945What do a pilot and a chronic masturbater have in common? When they wake up suTomato-4/26/2021
4944What do you call a girl who takes care of young owls? A hootenanny. — ImaginTomato-4/25/2021
4943I got the mRNA shot. . It completely changed my DNA Ever since I have not been Berry Picker-4/25/2021
4942If you speak three languages, you're trilingual. If you speak two languages,Tomato-4/25/2021
4941What do you call it when a chameleon can’t change color? A reptile dysfunctionMR052114/24/2021
4940How did the bull introduce his wife? He said, “Meet Patty”. — A contestant madeTomato-4/23/2021
4939A Holocaust survivor died recently. He went to Heaven and upon meeting God, he dTomato-4/22/2021
4938The Palestinian and his Minnesotan wife both wanted to ggle their new son a pTomato-4/21/2021
4937Where can you smell cow flatulence? [graphic] In the dairy air. — What do yTomato-4/20/2021
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