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4986What is an older person's favorite flavor of gum? [graphic] Retire Mint. Tomato-6/2/2021
4985Why was the little inkblot so unhappy? Because his mother was in the pen and thTomato26/2/2021
4984I went to a strip club at lunchtime yesterday, but it wasn’t open. The sign on Tomato15/31/2021
4983The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone elseTomato15/31/2021
4982Why do so many recovering alcoholics dine at Japanese restaurants? [graphic] ITomato-5/30/2021
4981Why are Egyptians so good at farting? Because they have great sphinxters. — TTomato-5/29/2021
4980Two flies are sitting on a dog poo. One of them breaks wind, and the other says,Tomato-5/28/2021
4979There was a fire at the Goodwill yesterday. [graphic] A person died of second-Tomato-5/27/2021
4978Why are a gorilla's nostrils so big? [graphic] Just look at his fingers. Tomato-5/26/2021
4977Yo mamma's so fat, [graphic] they had to take her passport photo with GoogTomato-5/25/2021
4976What's the difference between a cult and a religion? [graphic]In a cult, thTomato25/24/2021
4975My wife said we should experiment more in the bedroom. So last night we synthesTomato-5/24/2021
4974What do you call a Xmas tree that knows Kung Fu? Spruce Lee. — What's theTomato-5/23/2021
4973And old classic: Much to his surprise they turn out to be Siamese twins, joinTomato15/21/2021
4972What do they serve at the medicore Chinese restaurant? [graphic] General So-SoTomato-5/21/2021
4971A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed and as the wifeTomato15/19/2021
4970What do you call a hobo who can fly? [graphic] Peter Panhandle. — What do yoTomato-5/18/2021
4969I took a beginners class in Yoga this morning. Basically I spent an hour tryinTomato15/17/2021
4968twitter.com twitter.com You know, it used to be called a "jumpoline"Tomato-5/17/2021
4967My wife ex-wife is from the land down under. Australia? No, Hell. — An exploTomato15/16/2021
4966Why did Archimedes take a bath? [graphic] Because his wife said "You reekTomato-5/15/2021
4965Yesterday I paid a stranger to knock me unconscious, shove a foreign object up mTomato-5/13/2021
4964My 72-year-old mother just informed me that she’s going to her first “sex party“Tomato-5/12/2021
4963My friend said she’s only attracted to Canadians. [graphic] I guess she’s eh-sTomato-5/11/2021
4962My wife shouted upstairs to me, “Hey, the sun’s just come out.” I thought greatTomato-5/7/2021
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