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Limericks

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Introduction Compact

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50	There once was a moose who died He'd always wanted to be fried He asked his	Peter Dierks	-	3/28/2009
49	Limericks are humorous poems with five lines Limericks consist of five anapaest	Peter Dierks	-	3/28/2009
48	Manymoose wanted some culture It weren't 'cause he was a vulture He flew	ManyMoose	-	3/28/2009
47	While Titian was mixing rose madder His model reclined on a ladder The position	Peter Dierks	-	3/27/2009
46	The kind of a friend That you are would send A grub for the plate Until I just	ManyMoose	-	3/10/2009
45	You gotta have a few grubs Or you would soon feel the snubs What kind of a frien	Peter Dierks	-	3/10/2009
44	The limericist was starving for more Cause they just don't come like that an	ManyMoose	-	3/9/2009
43	He missed it by a mile He waited quite a while The grub he did hunt It was a bit	Peter Dierks	-	3/9/2009
42	Once there was a gal named Rita On diets she was quite the cheata Try as she wou	Peter Dierks	1	3/9/2009
41	Once knew a limeracist who drank his lines were really rank After a shot or two	Peter Dierks	-	12/5/2008
40	I know a poet who drank The poems that he wrote really stank But he had one more	ManyMoose	-	12/5/2008
39	I knew a poet who often hashed He rhymed when he was smashed It was funny to see	Peter Dierks	-	12/5/2008
38	I guess we better quit drinkin' before the limericks get completely smashed.	ManyMoose	-	12/4/2008
37	There once was a poet who rhymed Inspired by drinks oft limed Careful not to dri	Peter Dierks	-	12/4/2008
36	Those are great! I'm uninspired to compose a rejoinder. ManyMoose craved a	ManyMoose	-	12/4/2008
35	There was an Old Man of Kilkenny, Who never had more than a penny; He spent all	Peter Dierks	-	12/4/2008
34	I went to the whore house museum 'Cause now it's the best place to see &	ManyMoose	-	3/30/2007
33	There once was limeracist bawdy His lines tended towards rhymes naughty He tried	Peter Dierks	-	3/30/2007
32	Limericks are a lot of fun, but they do tend to get bawdy sometimes!	ManyMoose	-	3/30/2007
31	Ha. I made mine up on the fly. My father used to be quite handy with a limerick	Peter Dierks	-	3/30/2007
30	LOL! That's much better, but I was drinking beer forty years ago when I hea	ManyMoose	-	3/30/2007
29	There once was a gal from Saint Lit Who had a magnificent tit When asked if she	Peter Dierks	-	3/30/2007
28	Since limericks seem to be notoriously raunchy (and yours was a classic--one of	ManyMoose	-	3/30/2007
27	There once was a limerick O'Jive Who counted by ones up to five But a five a	ManyMoose	-	3/29/2007
26	That one is great, Peter. Ten out of ten!!! Hahahaha!	Father Terrence	-	5/9/2006

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