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50Hey, I thought those were funny. In a subtle way. I think you missed the jokeThe Philosopher17/10/2003
49Yep. Saw the Wizard of Oz just the other weekend!The Philosopher-7/10/2003
48Has anyone ever seen a hat pin? Thanks to me. . . yes? <gg> JoeJoe Lyddon-7/10/2003
47It took the Laughter Thread 22 days from it's origin to get 47 posts so you&SIer formerly known as Joe B.-7/10/2003
46Has anyone ever seen a water faucet? Subject 7983 JoeJoe Lyddon-7/10/2003
45Score today: Jokes: 126 members Laughter: 1885 members Is that a joke? ;-) AnyTomato-7/10/2003
44Have you ever attended an eye ball? <eom>Joe Lyddon-7/10/2003
43Zebra Question .... A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters,Ian@SI-7/10/2003
42Jacob, age 92, and Lena, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get marIan@SI-7/10/2003
41There was a young fellow named Sweeney, Whose girl was a terrible meanie. The hIan@SI-7/10/2003
40You were right the first time. Perhaps if Joe had put all of those kindergarten-David Lawrence-7/10/2003
39Joe Lydon was a man who thought he was a joker But he knew it wouldn't lastSIer formerly known as Joe B.-7/10/2003
38Has anyone seen a Tomato paste? <eom> (finally!)Joe Lyddon-7/10/2003
37Joe is back. It looked like spam at first glance...think it could have been donTomato-7/10/2003
36Has anybody seen a Tomato sauced? <eom>SIer formerly known as Joe B.-7/10/2003
35Tomato, The last word of each of Joe's posts are verbs not nouns. Does that SIer formerly known as Joe B.-7/10/2003
34Joe, I've put you on exclude. If there's a punchline, let me know and Tomato-7/10/2003
33Has anybody seen any house paint? <eom>Joe Lyddon-7/10/2003
32Has anybody seen a shoe brush? <eom>Joe Lyddon-7/10/2003
31Has anybody seen a table fan? <eom>Joe Lyddon-7/10/2003
30Has anybody seen a house fan? <eom>Joe Lyddon-7/10/2003
29Has anybody seen a tire pump? <eom>Joe Lyddon-7/10/2003
28Has anybody seen a tooth brush? <eom>Joe Lyddon-7/10/2003
27Has anybody seen a ice box? <eom>Joe Lyddon-7/10/2003
26Has anybody seen a horse fly? <eom>Joe Lyddon-7/10/2003
25Has anybody seen a house fly? <eom>Joe Lyddon-7/10/2003
24The Fate of Disney Characters --------------------------------------------------Fast Eddie-7/10/2003
23From the 5 year old across the street: Her: Knock knock. Him: Who's thereTomato-7/10/2003
22This guy has to baby-sit his little brother, and when his parents leave they saySIer formerly known as Joe B.-7/10/2003
21Did you hear about the 2 aerials that got married? The ceremony was nothing speTomato-7/10/2003
20With thanks to Tomato for bring order back to the universe: Mommy and Daddy TomHigh Grader-7/9/2003
19For those who have made the switch totally and aren't still bookmarked to tTomato-7/9/2003
18Tortured metaphors from high school English papers... He was as lame as a duck.Barney-7/9/2003
17At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed theBarney-7/9/2003
16Blooper "The telephone company is urging people to please not use the teleBarney-7/9/2003
15<b><font color=red>It doesn't get any better than this. Only in Barney-7/9/2003
14A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her,Tomato-7/8/2003
13What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual? The way they say ahhTomato17/8/2003
12my wife sent this to me with the following editorial remark: <b>( MEN JUSJorj X Mckie-7/8/2003
11What did Princess Diana die of? Car-pole-tunnel syndrome. What's SofaSpud-7/8/2003
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