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The Non-Political Joke Thread
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505How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? We don't know. ThLady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
504Hey, Laz, looks as though you have found the same page I found. <g> - HolLady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
503Back in the wild west, a westbound wagon train was lost and very low on food. NoJagfan-9/1/2004
502Not bad. The answer was even right! I thought you said you knew nuttin' &#Lazarus_Long-9/1/2004
501Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be aJagfan-9/1/2004
500A consultant is ... someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you tLady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
499The classified ad said, "Wanted: CEO needs a one armed consultant, with a sLady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
498A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man downed it with oneLady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
497Two mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the averaLady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
496Two buddies are talking and one says to the other, “Listen, I think my wife is dJagfan-9/1/2004
495A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, Lady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
494One day a mathematician decides that he is sick of math. So, he walks down to thLady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
493An engineer, a chemist and a mathematician are staying in three adjoining cabinsLady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
492A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a pLady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
491Q. What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A. A tick falls off of yoLazarus_Long-9/1/2004
490Q: What do you call a smart blonde? . . . . A: A golden retriever.Jagfan-9/1/2004
489A man is standing at the register of a hardware store while a clerk rings up hisJagfan-8/30/2004
488Two Irish guys walk out of a bar… . . . . . . . . . . . What? It could happen!Jagfan-8/30/2004
487One morning a man is golfing when he meets a woman on the course. He finds her aJagfan-8/30/2004
486Never trust anyone or anything that bleeds for a whole week and doesn't die.The Rabbit-8/30/2004
485What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half of a cat.Jagfan-8/30/2004
484Two old men were sitting on a front porch just watching life pass by. Suddenly, Jagfan-8/30/2004
483A young man called John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course ofLazarus_Long-8/29/2004
482A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the Lazarus_Long-8/29/2004
481In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking Lazarus_Long-8/29/2004
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