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5103What do you call maple syrup with a speech impediment? Mrs. Stuttersworth — Tomato-9/12/2021
5102An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what he doesTomato19/11/2021
5101Hanging in the hallway at a high school are the basketball team pictures from pTomato-9/11/2021
5100Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom. — ThTomato-9/10/2021
5099My girlfriend left me because of what she described as my "weird pasta fetiTomato-9/9/2021
5098What is an alcoholics least favorite part of a baseball game? [graphic] The boTomato-9/8/2021
5097What do noodles say when they finish praying? [graphic] Ramen. — How did BeeTomato-9/7/2021
5096[graphic]TimF-9/7/2021
5095What do you call a large breasted robot? [graphic] R2 double-D 2 — My anxietTomato-9/6/2021
5094How do you keep an Amish woman happy? Give her two Mennonite. — As an older Tomato19/5/2021
5093I was at a party last weekend. [graphic] The DJ played the Macarena, so I did Tomato-9/4/2021
5092I have the worst parents ever. I asked them how they felt on abortion, and they Tomato-9/3/2021
5091A chunk of pumice and a sponge go into a bar. The pumice says, "Porous Tomato-9/2/2021
5090Reports state that there are no canaries on the Canary Islands. Same for the ViElmer Flugum18/31/2021
5089Porn star's favorite horror movie: Night of the Giving Head. — I spiced uTomato-8/31/2021
5088I have a dig bick You that read wrong. You read that wrong too.Tomato28/30/2021
5087Yo momma is so ugly, [graphic] your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t. — A Tomato-8/29/2021
5086What do you call a man with a small penis? [graphic] Justin. — I just boughtTomato18/28/2021
5085Did you read about the Mexican who had two penises? He named one Jose and the oTomato-8/26/2021
5084A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a room. What did each saTomato-8/25/2021
5083A public masturbator finds someone else jerking off in his usual spot. [graphicTomato-8/24/2021
5082Not to brag, but I just went into another room and actually remembered why I wenTomato-8/24/2021
5081Hear about couple who died at the drive-in? They froze to death waiting to seeTomato18/23/2021
5080Just joined a cribbage cult. They practice peggin rituals. — There's a Tomato-8/20/2021
5079They conducted an autopsy on the inmate who hung himself in his cell. Turns ouTomato-8/19/2021
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